Help me translate some jokes into English. I want a real full-text translation.

A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese came to work in the field. The boss was an American. He said to the German, OK, you are responsible for your salary. You said you were an engineer and you were in charge of the mining plan.

He said to the Japanese: You are very thin. You are in charge of supplies.

Then every two weeks, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to return. "The Germans started, and the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted: Surprise!

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A German captain went to sea and had an accident. He called for help and an English captain answered the phone.

The German captain shouted, Hey, I'm sinking!

The England captain said, well, I have, but why?

The German captain continued to shout: I am sinking! ! !

The captain of England immediately asked: Yes, I did, but you know what?