Looking for uncomfortable jokes.

1, donated blood in the school square, 200CC gave a pair of manicure equipment, 400CC gave a watch. A MM in the next class was very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked, "What is 1000CC for?" The nurse said calmly, "Send a coffin ... 2. Abnormal landlord: I really want to go to Korea. Then ... Violent reply: I died over there ... 3. Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than the article, her nickname is "Jiu-Er". Wu Bai's father is really miserable ... 4. Whether learning chemical drops or being able to distinguish the taste of drops from detergent, tnnd uses drops in the canteen! 5, forum landlord: I bought a new manor, how scared you-I drove around for two and a half hours! ! ! Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty!" Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared. 7. What animal is the fiercest in nature? ... answer: "zebra! " .。 . Why? Because zebra's English name is Z-Bra! ! ! 8, live on campus, the weather is sultry at night, and there is no electricity, so put the mat in the corridor to sleep. As soon as I lay down, I was surrounded by mosquito formations ... I rummaged for a plate of mosquito-repellent incense to put under my feet, and then I slept peacefully ... Less than an hour later, I was awakened by a man's scream, and I was furious. I saw a figure shaking and saying, "You, your uncle! "It's scary enough to spread a straw mat and light a candle in the corridor ..."

Satisfied, please adopt.