What job resumes can make you "laugh your head off"?

Not much to say, here is my resume that makes me "laugh around".

0 1, those wonderful resumes. First of all, let me talk about top 1 in my heart: this resume is called "virgin fresh graduate", and its basic information is no different from other resumes. The highlight is the intention to apply for a job. This sister wrote: I hope to apply for engineers, lobby managers, clerks and so on. Then the wind changed: fresh graduates, departments, never had boyfriends, never been touched by men, if the position is suitable, you can give it to the boss. This riding is so beautiful, Sue.

This resume focuses on introducing myself. This guy mainly wants to find a job in the it industry. In his resume, he wrote: I am knowledgeable and experienced ... I have been practicing hard in the mountains for 20 years, and I only sleep for four hours every day. Whenever there is a bug in the phone, I will log on to vpn…… ... once a second. In short, it is boasting to the sky, as shown below.

Top3: this person who can rank third is mainly his award-winning column: 0 1, third-class excellent study bonus; 02. Last month, Weibo won a Weibo member in a lottery; I drank another bottle of iced black tea yesterday. 04 17, a mobile phone in the lottery of shopping mall activities. Is this to apply for a mascot?

Top4: This guy's resume has three highlights. Highlight 1: Skillful use of tools such as Pippi Elf and Charming iTunes will make him escape from prison and brush his computer. Highlight 2: The reward and punishment situation won "another bottle" many times during school; Highlight 3: self-evaluation of diaosi.

02. Self-optimization in a resume is normal. There are many funny resumes mentioned above, and many are searched online. In fact, the basis of funny resumes is that facts are different from resumes. I am proficient in everything in my resume and have no requirements for my job. In reality, I want to earn more than ten thousand yuan a month.

These are normal in resumes, and there will definitely be exaggerated elements in writing resumes. This is called self-optimization. After all, it is difficult to find a job now, and nothing else matters. Going in is the last word.

However, when writing a resume, you can exaggerate it appropriately, but you can't exaggerate it too much. After all, the interviewer, boss and others are not sticks. If we exaggerate, others will know at a glance.