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Classic clips of Stephen Chow's domestic 007
A police reserve worked part-time selling pork~~~
He was chosen to complete the task (recovering dinosaur bones)
He thought the master gave him luxury goods The hotel turned out to be the Dabin Hotel~~~
After entering, he wanted to call a local prostitute (proprietress), and even gave him the eyes to read the magazine~~~ (breasts)
Then I met the heroine~~~Feed the dog~~~
Follow him home~~~I thought someone was at the heroine’s house (because I saw a cigarette butt)
His Shoes, shaving machine, all are hair dryers~~~And his hair dryer is a shaving machine~~~
He kicked his foot into the kitchen~~~It turns out to be his own (super here) Funny) He didn’t take the shoes and sat back quickly~~
Then he tried to grab it with the heroine, and the girl accidentally hit him~~~
Then the girl He entered the bathroom, opened the toilet and spoke to the officer~~ Stephen Chow came in and said: I am really happy to see you in the toilet.
Then the woman asked him to get out, and Stephen Chow also told him not to test guns randomly in the future. . . The woman didn't listen and was hit by a lamp~~~
Then they went to a restaurant (not mentioned here)
Then they had a task and he took out a box (Spring)
After flying several times, he hit the wall~~~The woman opened the door and asked him to come in, but he insisted on using the box~~
Finally he flew in~ ~~As soon as a ball flew in, a few girls were running around in front of him (playing). He seemed very happy~~
Then he went to get the pork~~ (chop it himself)< /p>
Then he went to eavesdrop on that person’s conversation~~~but he misunderstood~~~The woman told him to go to a better place~~Then he went to play the piano~~~Then the female killer also came out ~~~I was stabbed by Stephen Chow~~The heroine shot on top~~I wanted to kill Stephen Chow~~He ran away but because he wanted to pick roses for the heroine, he was shot~~~
After returning home, the heroine couldn't bear to treat him~~~The painkillers Stephen Chow used were porn (soul transfer method) haha~~~
Then he found out that it was the heroine who shot him, so he Gone~~~
Shortly after leaving, the heroine was also arrested~~~
Finally he returned to the police station, and the sergeant asked him to ring his name~~He wrote the following He went to the death penalty~~~
He tried his best to escape, but finally used corrupt methods to escape~~~
In the end, he fought with the officer~~~< /p>
In the end, he and the heroine did some things in the pork moment~~~hehehe
PS: I have watched most of his dramas~~~
< p>I also have a lot of collections~~~I hope he will release new movies soon~~~
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