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One day, Shula went to the stadium by tram. A young man who looked like a college student was telling a story to his classmates.

The content of the story deeply attracted Shula.

Here's the story. A rich Englishman likes birds very much. On this day, he went to an animal shop.

Ask the clerk to help him choose the best parrot. So the clerk suggested that he buy the one parked on the crossbar.

Ten thousand yuan parrot. The salesperson said that this parrot is well-trained and unique among its kind at present.

If you pull the rope tied to its left leg, it will recite famous poems; If you pull it and tie it to its right leg,

Rope, it can sing hymns. "Great, great!" The British can't help sighing.

Clap your hands and buy this parrot. The Englishman walked out of the shop happily with a parrot, and suddenly,

He turned to the clerk and asked, "What if I pull two ropes at the same time?"

The young Shula was in high spirits when she heard the story. At this time, the tram just came into the station, and his companion was in a hurry.

Pull him into the car.

Later, when the Great Patriotic War broke out, Shula served in the troops guarding Leningrad. One day, between battles,

A comrade-in-arms told Shula this story again.

Shula's curiosity was hung up again. "What happened later?" Shula asked eagerly.

The comrade-in-arms was about to go on when the battalion commander sent for him and he left. This comrade-in-arms never came back,

He died in the line of duty After the war, Shula was attracted to the touring team. In Kalinin's performance,

Once, during the intermission of the performance, the announcer of the circus said, "Hey, I'll tell you an interesting joke: a shop."

A parrot with a rope tied to each leg was sold in the shop ... ""What was the result? " Shula's heart is very simple.

To jump out, he waited for the announcer to finish, and he was anxious to ask the result. But there is such a coincidence in the world.

The announcer will go on stage to report the next program. And no one believes it when it comes out. At the time of the announcement, this

The announcer had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. The next day he was transferred to Moscow until the end of the trip.

Liang, he never came back. Three years later, the ending of the story is always a deep suspense, pestering Shu.

Pull your mind.

Three years later, Shula came to Kalinin on business. It is said that the announcer is now working in Kalinin Radio.

Shula came to the radio station. Pushing open the office door, the announcer immediately shouted, "Oh, my God!

Who am I dating? Shula waved his hand: "Quiet, quiet! Don't get too excited,

You know, you had a heart attack. "The announcer Rashula sat down and poured him a glass of water and asked:

"How are you?" Shula swallowed, without greeting and entertainment, and asked:

"What happened to the parrot with two ropes tied to its legs?"

"What parrot?" The announcer Monk Zhang Er was at a loss.

"This is the story. An Englishman bought a parrot in the shop ... "

"Oh," the announcer smiled. Then the parrot said, "Idiot,

So I didn't fall off the pole? "