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As the saying goes: be brave after knowing shame, I am here, please.

Commodore: I don't care what's under this dung spoon, you bastard! But that's not why you lost the battle!

Commodore: (relieved) Alas ... I didn't send Li Yunlong to an independent regiment to make you a good husband. You have to avenge the entire March 8th Brigade! Even if he comes to the Japanese Imperial Guard, you have to strangle them one by one in the cesspit! What you do is your business!

Lao Li: Yes!

Laokong: Commodore, please use it.

Commodore: (Hum! )

Lao Kong: Commodore, if you don't drink it, I'll keep holding it!

Commodore: Then lift it!

(To Li Yunlong)

Commodore: I gave you the independent regiment. If I hear the word money from the deputy commander, it's me! Did you hear that?

Lao Li: Yes!

Commodore: Deputy Village Chief Kong, does your arm hurt? That's better than being sad!

Soldier: Commodore!

Commodore: Why? What are you doing?

Commodore: What? Looks like I have to join us, huh?

Lao Kong: The defeated will be ashamed.

Lao Li: Li Yunlong, how can I see that all the soldiers outside are wearing uniform new uniforms? Where did it come from?

Lao Li: Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female.

Commodore: ... You are a good Li Yunlong. You really have a way, but I'm telling you, don't wear the old clothes! Deputy Kong, what do you say?

Commodore: As the saying goes, be brave after knowing shame. I will ask all of you!

Commodore: Bah! Damn it, it's not wine!

Lao Kong: Commodore, where can I get some water?

Commodore: OK, I'll ... drink the celebration wine of your independent group in advance. Look at me! !

(gulp it down)

Commodore: Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

Lao Kong: I, Kong Jie, thank you, brigade commander. Thank you all. Now I'd like to ask the new colonel, Comrade Li Yunlong, to give you instructions!

Lao Li: Hey hey, why do I look like a new grandpa?

(Soldier smiles)

Soldier A: Colonel Li, I heard from the head office that we were making dough. Is it true?/You don't say.

Soldier B: When you lose, you become dough? But how many victories have we won? ...

Li Yunlong: Yes, the boss did. The boss said we were dough makers. There is nothing to say. We really lost the battle and deserved to be scolded. Brothers, do you know what I like about Li Yunlong? I like wolves. Wolves are fierce and cunning, especially wolves. Tigers are afraid of three points when they see it. From now on, I want to let the devils know in Li Yunlong that fighting our independent regiment is like fighting a pack of wolves, a pack of screaming wolves. In the eyes of us wolves, any opponent who calls for battle is a piece of meat in our mouth! We are wolves, eating the flesh of the devil and chewing the bones of the devil! Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When will our wolf improve his life? It's time to meet the devil!

(Applause warmly)