English translation of jokes

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

You, if you use carrots as bait again, I'll kill you!

A little black rabbit came to the shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss shook his head angrily: "No."

The little black rabbit ran away after hearing it.

The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was very angry: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "

The little black rabbit ran away after hearing it.

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly, "boss, do you have pliers?"

The boss said angrily, "No."

The little black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"

The boss got angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.

The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, "Boss, do you have carrot juice?"

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him blankly.

"Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

On the first day, a little rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, but still found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and exclaimed at the little rabbit:

You, if you dare to use carrots as bait, I'll beat you to death!

A black rabbit walked up to the shopkeeper and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The angry boss shook his head: "No."

The black rabbit heard about the wind and ran away.

The next day, Black Rabbit went to the store and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was very angry: "No, no! Tell me to pull out your teeth with pliers! "

The black rabbit heard about the wind and ran away.

On the third day, the black rabbit went to the store and asked shyly, "Boss, do you have pliers?"

The boss got angry and said, "No."

The black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"

The boss got angry, caught the black rabbit and took out a small hammer to knock off the black rabbit's teeth.

The fourth day, the black rabbit went to the store and asked vaguely, "Boss, do you have carrot juice?"

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I really hope you can have a long neck, knowing how good it is." No matter what is delicious, I will slowly pass through my long neck when I eat it, which may be delicious for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him without expression.

"Besides, in summer, rabbits, and then cold water slowly flows through my long neck is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said unhurriedly, "Have you finished vomiting?"