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When I was a child, my grandfather warned me many times not to bring sticks when I went out to play, especially sticks with forks. In the 1930s and 1940s, tigers were rampant in our country, but they seldom hurt people. My grandfather also escaped from the tiger's mouth. Once my grandfather went up the mountain to cut wood and accidentally cut it to the edge of the tiger's nest. Tigers don't live in caves, but on the ground with dense firewood. At this time, a tiger jumped out, and my grandfather was well informed, so he threw himself on the ground and pretended to be dead. The tiger turned over, sniffed from grandpa's head and went back. Grandpa taught me that when a tiger sees a fork, it will jump on it. If you don't take the stick, it will only scare you away and won't prey on you. When it meets pigs, cattle and sheep, it will never let go. Grandpa also said that the tiger belongs to the land Lord, who can't read, and the tiger dare not eat people.

War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the War of Liberation have been fought here for several years, and the fierce gunfire scared the tigers away. After liberation, we have never seen a tiger again, only heard stories told by our predecessors. This time, the Northeast Tiger pounced on people. It is estimated that after the fall, the woman was frightened and did not resist with a stick. If she defends herself with a stick, it's over this time. I guess the car has become the tiger's enemy and attracted the tiger's attention. I feel that bullying a weak woman is beneath the dignity of a king.

This is a Siberian tiger that has lost its home. Some rivers and lakes in Heilongjiang have thawed, leaving some Russian Siberian tigers traveling in different places with no retreat and no direction to go home.

Unlike some people who always like to flatter themselves. The appearance of rare wild animals such as Siberian tiger, how to protect the environment. Is it really so good? Is the food, food chain and tiger food that tigers should have complete and rich? So don't always flatter yourself. Of course, we have done some work in environmental protection, but it is far from enough, and it has not reached the level of building a hole to attract tigers. Therefore, it can be said with certainty that this Siberian tiger is a tiger from a different place.

Tigers in different places are slightly different from those in China, just like those in Russia and China. Although they are all birds, they have different habits. It is said that the environment shapes people and the environment also shapes tigers and birds. Also a house finch. Russian house finches dare to somersault in front of you, while China house finches are 20 meters away. As long as you wave your hand or make an action, it will fly away in panic. Animals have conditioned reflex. You threaten them to attack them, and they can only run if they can't beat you. If they can beat you, they may be forced to compete with you. Generally, they won't take the initiative to attack you unless they are in a hurry or hungry.

Animals and birds receive different "education" according to different national conditions. Birds and tigers know this better. They know when to take action. It can be said that this tiger from a foreign country crossed the border this time just to have fun, take a walk and enjoy the exotic customs. I thought I couldn't go home. I didn't expect to meet someone. Although he is the king of the mountain, he still won't hurt people easily, and the people who meet the tiger didn't make any attack or resistance, so he survived the more terrible fate.

People don't attack tigers, tigers don't attack tigers, and tigers who can have a good meal to solve their stomach problems will not easily hurt human beings. This foreign tiger didn't hurt human heart and courage. What it wants is to go home early and reunite with its family early.

The traffic was washed away by the noise, otherwise it would be dangerous.

But even if people are thrown down, it may lead to death, and there will be data to calculate the impact strength of Tiger Claw.

It is no secret that tigers eat people. Those so-called crime prevention skills are actually self-consolation. For the wild Siberian tiger, the only explanation is that it encounters insurmountable psychological fear when meeting people.

Let's take a look at this cartoon released by CCTV news:

1, the tiger sped up to the peasant woman, was it just to save the peasant woman? In fact, the complete video shows that the tiger met a car before accelerating towards the peasant woman. This is terrible for the wild Siberian tiger, which is the product of human civilization that it has never seen before, so it smashed the car glass with one hand.

In fact, the tiger was scared by this time, and perhaps its claws were still very painful, so when it saw the peasant woman, it thought it was under a new threat, so it continued to use the old trick to open the way with its claws, and the peasant woman fell directly.

The peasant woman was standing before being thrown, and she was facing the tiger. Don't underestimate this state. Although the Siberian tiger is a predator at the top of the food chain, it is afraid to fight under the constant threat. After all, it's not your own territory. After the tiger tackled the peasant woman, he did not hesitate to stay, which shows that he was really "panicked" at that time.

Does this mean that tigers don't eat people? Just throw yourself down?

There used to be a joke on the Internet:

This joke actually tells us that when you meet a tiger, it is basically a declaration of death or injury.

Let's take a look at the recent example of tigers eating people in 10:

In 2002, the Northeast Tiger of Jilin Hunchun Nature Reserve killed a female worker in the forest area.

In 2007, a 6-year-old girl was killed by a tiger when she was standing behind it and taking photos, because the tiger was stimulated by a flash.

In 2008, human remains were found in Harbin Northern Forest Zoo, and the police confirmed that tigers ate people.

In 2009, Guo, aged 18, strayed into the beast area of Badaling Wildlife Park in Beijing and was killed by a tiger on the spot.

20 10 A tiger in Shanghai Zoo suddenly killed a keeper who was cleaning.

20 10, shenzhen safari park, a garden worker fell from the fence and died.

20 10, Shaanxi Qinling wildlife park, a father and son mistakenly entered the tiger area, and their father was killed and their son was injured.

On 20 12, Mrs. Liu got off at Badaling Wildlife Park in Beijing and was killed by a tiger.

So don't have any illusions about tigers. It is impossible to escape on its territory. You're bound to die or get hurt. Fortunately, this time, the peasant woman was only hurt by a fall. Perhaps the biggest contribution is the car and the strange living environment.

The Siberian tiger is the king at the top of the food chain. Even if you don't bite with your mouth, being hit by Tiger Claw may lead to death.

You can see the picture of the car glass smashed by the tiger. The pasted glass is directly penetrating. How much force is needed?

Let me try to calculate. The area of Tiger Claw is about 1 10mm 80mm, with an area of 8800mm? , the tiger's bone strength can refer to human bones, the limit value is 15MPa, but the actual tiger will not reach the limit value when exerting force, so we can take the value of 5MPa, so the maximum force that Tiger Claw can bear can be calculated as:

F=at=8800 5=44000N, about 4.4 tons.

Although this is an estimate, it is enough to draw the conclusion that a tiger can kill itself as soon as it comes out of its hand.

After being tackled by a tiger, the peasant woman in Mishan, Heilongjiang Province was directly knocked unconscious. Fortunately, she was not directly hit by Tiger Claw, but fell to the ground.

Multiple soft tissue and muscle injuries throughout the body. At present, the operation has been completed and there is no life-threatening.

Therefore, we should try our best to let the tiger return to the mountains and play its role in the forest ecological chain. This wild Siberian tiger should extract its genes as soon as possible, determine its source and living environment, and let it go home early.

What do you think is the reason why the tiger didn't continue to bite the peasant woman? Welcome to leave a message below to discuss!

Everyone must have heard about the tiger entering the village in Heilongjiang. Why did the tiger jump on the woman in the field and leave in this incident?

Mu believes that there are two main reasons. The first reason is that tigers are threatened.

Through the video of the incident, we found that there was a white car nearby during the running of the tiger. Perhaps it is the existence of this car that scares the tiger.

As we all know, tigers are territorial, and when they enter a strange territory, they will also fall into panic. Plus there are cars passing by, why bother to consider eating?

According to media reports, on April 23, a Siberian tiger entered the village in Baiyuwan Town, Mishan City, Heilongjiang Province, and threw down the villagers who were working in the field.

Fortunately, Song Er, a villager in Honey Mountain, witnessed the whole process and saved the villager.

Song Er said that when he saw a woman working in the field, he wanted to drive over and drag her into the car, but he saw the tiger pouncing on her and throwing her to the ground. After the tiger left, he drove the woman to the car and then contacted the local health center.

"What's that? Is it a tiger? " It's embarrassing to be caught by a woman.

To tell the truth, whoever it is has to be fooled.

Maybe someone will ask, "What if it's Song Wu? Would it be silly? Can he save this woman? "

Mu believes that "Beating the Tiger" is just a novel. Besides, the tiger that Song Wu met at that time was not a strong Siberian tiger.

If Song Wu had met the Northeast Tiger at that time, he could not have beaten it.

It is understood that the male Siberian tiger has a body length of about 2.8 meters, a tail length of about 1 meter and a maximum weight of more than 700 kilograms. The Northeast Tiger slaps a palm, and the strength can reach about 1000 kg.

God, what amazing power this is. No wonder the car glass is easily broken by tigers.

So, what about the woman who was thrown into the robot?

According to the latest media reports, the woman underwent surgery yesterday because of a major muscle injury. She is in good condition and conscious.

Friends, another reason why that woman was not attacked by a tiger is that she did not run away directly, but faced the tiger directly.

Next, let's see what we should do when we meet a tiger in the wild.

1 Be sure to stay calm, never turn around and run, let alone turn your back on the tiger.

In this incident, the woman did not run away directly, but faced the tiger.

Imagine what would happen if you ran away with your back to the tiger? I really can't imagine.

Tigers are afraid of noise and sound. In this case, we should make as much noise as possible.

For example, shouting loudly, you can also knock on things that are easy to ring around.

We can throw away some conspicuous things to attract the tiger's attention.

When we are tackled by the tiger, the first thing to protect is the neck, and at the same time, we should use all available tools to attack the tiger's nose, eyes and other fragile parts.

Concluding remarks

To tell the truth, it is difficult to meet tigers in our daily life, but that doesn't mean we can't meet other fierce animals.

Mu believes that if you master more basic safety knowledge at ordinary times, you may be able to save your life at a critical moment.

Be prepared, that's the truth!

My friends, what do you think of this? Welcome everyone to leave a message in the comments section below!

Tigers belong to cats, and cats usually play with mice for a while first. But there were too many people around, and they were caught before they could play. [Cover your face]

Generally speaking, animals like tigers and lions eat food once a week. They don't eat three meals a day like us, and hunting is not that easy. They only eat one meal a week. Some marine life, such as whales, can go without food for dozens of days after meals.

So I think the biggest reason is that tigers are not hungry. Why should I bite him when I'm not hungry? He didn't attack me. I bite when I'm hungry.

The second is fright. After all, it is a human society, and there are cars nearby. Although tigers are powerful, they are still afraid of strange and unknown things, not to mention things as big as cars.

The brave win in the narrow road, and the Northeast Tiger talks about martial arts. Let's stop!

Of course, the above sentence is a joke. In fact, after long-term research by scientists at home and abroad, tigers are naturally afraid of people. Under normal circumstances, tigers will avoid hearing people's voices or smelling people!

In fact, tiger biting and tiger pouncing are two different things!

If the tiger bites, it may be for food. There are two possibilities. One possibility is that the tiger is old, exhausted, or for other reasons, it no longer has the instinct to hunt other wild animals and is extremely eager for food!

There is also a situation that its living environment is extremely short of food and particularly hungry, and this is the best way to survive!

If the tiger pounces on people, it may be frightened. Meet the brave in the narrow road and win. Since I met a human tiger, I also panicked. Since someone around you has a car, you have to let go and rush out, leaving yourself behind and running away. This is the "stop here" in Sun Tzu's Art of War. I have to say, this tiger also talks about martial arts!

Therefore, the Northeast Tiger incident should be the second case. The tiger was frightened and at a loss, just to survive!

Explain the ecological balance of wildlife in Northeast China. Tigers are not hungry. If the ecological imbalance breaks the biological chain, the tiger will definitely bite when it is hungry!

The Siberian tiger threw himself down and didn't continue to bite. There are two reasons. First, this man is not a threat to the Siberian tiger. Second, the Northeast Tiger doesn't treat people as food. The Siberian tiger is located at the top of the food chain and can be used as many foods. But traditionally, wild boar and deer are the main foods. When there is enough food, it will not easily prey on other prey. In the long evolutionary history, human beings have always been the bane of tigers, and tigers have also avoided human beings. From the discovery of the tiger to the capture of the tiger, this Siberian tiger did not prey, indicating that this Siberian tiger has a greater chance of mistakenly entering the village shortly after eating. When a tiger throws a man down, he may feel threatened to himself. When he threw a man down without resisting, the tiger felt no threat, but attacked the car, indicating that the tiger felt that the car was more threatening, so the man could escape. Afterwards, this person once asked, is this a tiger? It means that the tiger is innocent even if he doesn't know. This is a joke. As we all know, in the face of absolute power, all skills are posturing. Similarly, in the face of wild tigers, all skills and methods are self-deception. When you meet a tiger in the wild, you can only avoid it, be wise, protect yourself, be brave, and it's too late to regret it.