Short sentences of emotional humor quotations (selected 80 sentences)

If I don't make progress, I will miss you.

3, an encounter, it was an opportunity.

You made my dream come true.

When I saw you, I took my soul away!

6, you don't have to be good, I like it.

7. You are the most important and always will be.

8. Be gentle all your life and hug each other hand in hand.

9. If I am a wanderer, you are human.

10, blue misty rain, lonely shadow waiting for you to return.

1 1. Your relationship with me is like-=-(husband and wife).

12, you are the proudest tone in my mouth.

13, keep me, I promise to be fine.

14, I decided to live a good life and love you slowly.

15, I am willing to accompany you and grow old together.

16, the happiness in the corner, we will guard it together.

17, my bed collapsed, I must go to your house to sleep!

18, your favorite person is you, I hope you can know!

19, dedicate your life, just to fulfill your half.

20, little girl, come and sign a contract with grandpa for one year.

2 1, just come into my world and be a child.

22. Treat me carefree and let you wander the world.

23, the only wish, a long way, we walk slowly.

24. The so-called unrequited love is just a person's obsession.

25, true love is always worth waiting for, don't worry.

26. I want to be with you day and night. Mm-hmm.

27. Send you a care and gain a concern.

Meeting you is my most beautiful accident.

29. I don't want to hit the south wall. I want to hit my husband in the chest.

30. A thousand words can't compare with this figure.

3 1, began to announce that I took off my order and started to wear two pieces!

32. The horse line is weak because it is thin, and people are only poor because they are not romantic.

33. Who will call the police quickly? It must be illegal to look so good!

34. I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

35. I am possessive, so don't leave if you are close to me.

Everyone has the right to love beauty, so I love you.

37. I'm really sorry if the routine touched you. I did it on purpose.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

39. Let me go deep into your bone gap and be integrated with you.

40. Why are you so curtilage? Always in my heart, I can't go out.

4 1. Actually, I'm not that tall. I was just sitting on my wallet.

Cristiano Ronaldo can score a hat-trick in Shang Yan, but I don't think you can.

43. Don't show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to watch it all day.

44. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further.

Girl, would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

46. How can you hurt me? What have I done to you? I like you so much.

47. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

48. Life drives me like a man, tell me how to be an innocent girl again.

49. Every time I read the chat record with you, I am happier than reading the salary slip!

50, you and my mother fell into the water at the same time, I'll save you first! Hee hee, my mother taught me to swim! )

5 1, there is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake, and the rest is to miss you every day.

52. When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; After I got married, I often wondered if I had done evil in my last life.

53. I learned to eat twice in my life, once when I was a child and once when I was sitting opposite you.

54. I will say to my future girlfriend: in the future, you can make small troubles, and the big ones depend on me.

Rule 1: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

56. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly.

Take good care of your wife and be a civilized husband, so that you won't fight back, scold you and greet your cold face with a smile.

I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but when I woke up, I found that you were my favorite.

59. Don't pursue a person who doesn't love you with dignity; Don't spend time waiting for a feeling that doesn't belong to you.

There may be five thousand flowers like you in the world, but only you are my unique rose.

6 1. Good love makes you see the world through a man, and bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

62. If you have no shoulder to cry on, look up. Only when you are strong can you not be trampled by others.

63. Thank God for giving me such a wonderful meeting. Anyway, you are the most beautiful meeting in my life.

64. Not afraid of making mistakes, but afraid of repeating the same mistakes; I'm not afraid of having a bad life, but I'm afraid I never believe I can have a good life.

Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world, because with you, I am the first happiest person.

66. Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they meet the best years.

67. I have a bad personality, poor looks, low academic qualifications and poor qualifications. What can I do besides being my own boss?

68. I want to think about this acacia. My left hand is crushed and my right hand is smashed. It happened that this lovelorn love was on WeChat and QQ.

If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending without you.

70. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend who can play the piano. When you are in a bad mood, it is enough to say "husband, come to a song".

7 1, I am willful, I am stubborn, I am stingy, I am jealous. If I don't love you, who cares so much?

72. No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to strengthen our choices.

73. I can't choose between liking and hating, so once I like you, I like you no matter what you look like.

74. If I had to choose between chocolate and you, I would definitely choose you, because just seeing you is already very sweet.

75. Love is like ATM. You always want to withdraw money from it, but it always eats cards, even if the password you entered is correct.

You and I are like two children, around a mysterious jam jar, tasting it bit by bit to see how sweet it is.

77. I am very narrow-minded, jealous and jealous. I don't know when I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Kiss you sweetly, kiss you deeply, touch you gently and hug you warmly. Please remember that I love you.

79. Eat fat, pretend to be fat, have big ears, strong limbs, bring a pen, can't settle accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet, sleep at night, and definitely pee!

80. After falling in love, there are no friends. Love is not enough unless it is just for fun. The role from lover to friend can be achieved in one step, which only shows that it is not true. Friendship is nothing but pity. Kill you with what, dear.