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Quotations of single old people telling stories, rhetoric, two-part allegorical sayings, zt
Man is a breath, and Buddha is a pillar of incense. Morning bells and drums, compassion-oriented, good thoughts for the bosom.
Open the mountain gate to all beings. Jumping out of the three realms is not inaction.
Sweeping the floor won't hurt the life of the bug, so cherish the moth gauze lamp. Worship in the morning and evening, a pillar of incense before the Buddha. It means that Buddha wears clothes and depends on Buddha for food. He is full of benevolence and morality, thieves and prostitutes. For convenience, he stood on his head with sympathetic eyebrows and big eyes.
There is also the same opening remarks as southerners: Oh, what an asshole! It is worth it!
In addition, there are some cliches and quotations that singles often use, hehe: First of all, the opening remarks: wine is intestinal poison, color is bone scraping knife, wealth is the bane, and gas is a thunderbolt. Steamed buns have meat and no pleats. The old cat sleeps in the house and is handed down from generation to generation. The yamen is open to money, and you can't get in without money. If you die, you die. god
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