Classic humorous joke stories on campus

Collection of classic campus humorous jokes

Those who love to laugh will never have bad luck. So do you like to laugh? Here I have collected and compiled many funny classic campus humorous jokes. Let’s take a look at the collection of stories! Maybe it will make you laugh!

Classic campus humorous joke stories (1)

1. I walked into a department store Shops, ah, it seems that people's living standards have indeed improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right hand, trotting away.

2. A red sun reflects the morning sun? As primary school students in the new era, we know that Beijing is close to the capital.

3. Everyone still remembers the "Tadpole Looking for Mom" ??when we were in primary school. 》? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write a composition about ***? One classmate wrote like this: My mother’s snow-white belly and bulging eyes?

4. A sister’s `Little nephew, use "brand new" in a sentence, "a brand new vegetative state was born (thanks to Zhao Benshan's contribution)" It's a true story, absolutely original.

5. When I was in the third grade, another teacher once took over the class and asked us to write an article "A Corner of My Home". So I wrote: The corner of my house is very beautiful, round and bright, and it is a toilet.

6. I was riding a bike with my classmate XX, and his valve core was broken, so I pulled mine out and put it on for him, and we rode home happily together. .

7. The 100 meters of the sports meeting finally started, and the students ran out like stray dogs. Classic campus humorous joke stories (2)

1. A classmate in the class shaved his head because of illness, but his grades were still good. I asked him funny that day: "Can the abbot answer this question for me?"

He: Don’t blame the donor, I can’t do anything. . . ?

2. We went to the hotel for a class reunion and drank very late. As a result, after we booked a room, we only had one room left. We also had two classmates, a boy and a girl.

The female classmate said: It’s okay to live with you, but don’t have any plans for me!

The male student said: If you run naked across two streets, I’ll be your son if I give you a hard time. .

In the end, I heard next door at night: Son, be gentle ~

3. A friend said: "A good book, the plot is thought-provoking, touching, and touching." People shed tears. . . ?

Another buddy replied: ?Are you talking about ?Higher Mathematics?? I cry every time I watch it. ?

4. I offended a female classmate today. She kept talking and scolding, "Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?"

I yelled: "You?" Are you not full or what?

5. My roommate in the dormitory had just finished taking a shower and was getting dressed. I saw it and exclaimed: Wow~ there are so many moles on your back!?

The roommate asked in a panic: TMD, who did it? What did you write?

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