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Swearing brain teasers and answers (1) 1. Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)
2. Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)
3. Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.
4. A steamed stuffed bun fights with potatoes, and potatoes kill the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.
When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.
6. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.
7. Who owns the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)
8. A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.
9. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.
10. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot, or two chickens?
Classic brain teaser (2) 1. Why do two tigers fight to death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)
Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)
Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)
4. How long does it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A note clock is enough)
Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)
6. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)
7. There is a stick. What should I do if I want to shorten it, but I don't want to cut it off, break it off or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)
8. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)
9. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with chopsticks? (answer: take pi? )
10. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender)
1 1. What do you mean that the father doesn't touch each other, but he will touch each other twice when he is called? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)
12. A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (Answer: 50 cents)
13. Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)
14. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)
15. How to arrange individuals according to people and cities? (Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon)
16. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is the reason? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)
17. Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)
18. The angrier, the bigger the thing. (answer: temper)
19. Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor just put up a finger and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)
20. What fakes are people willing to buy? (answer: wigs, dentures)
Selected brain teasers (3) 1. What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)
2. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)
3. What happens when a wooden fish falls into the sea? Milk fish (wet wood fish)
4. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because of Jolin (cold weather)
Who will be eliminated, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)
6. Confucius had three disciples, Zi Gong, Lu Zi and Zi You. Which one is not human? Lutz, because deer is a horse (Lutz is a horse)
7. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 10 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)
8. There is a mosquito that only bites people. What's the name of this mosquito? Pudding dog (don't bite the dog)
9. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
10. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)
1 1. What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's mothers? "Since" gives birth to surplus, "why" gives birth to light?
12. Who is the most difficult person to associate with? Lily, because every (lily) is hard.
13. Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: reactive power (centipede) is not rewarded.
14. Who is the most embarrassing historical figure? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).
15. Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? The most industrious and lazy reason is: never stop doing one thing.
16. Which road is the narrowest? Answer: The enemy is because the road to the enemy is very narrow.
17. foxes are best at confusing men, so what? How are you? Men and women are obsessed together? (Answer: Alcohol)
18. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)
19. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)
20. Which tooth was pulled out at last? (Answer: Dentures)
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