What episode is Li Dazui pretending to be crazy in Wulin legend?

Back to the fifty-seventh script, Li Dazui pretended to be crazy and hatched eggs, and the shopkeeper set the banquet. Li Dazui pretends to be crazy and sells silly eggs, and the shopkeeper sets the banquet.

Numbers that appear (abbreviations in brackets)

Tong Xiangyu (child)—

Bai Zhantang (white)-Sha Yi

(Guo)-

(Lu)-Yu Entai

Zhu (double)-Ni Hongjie

Li Dazui-Jiang Chao

Mo Xiaobei (Gulf)-Wang Shasha

Yan Xiaoliu (VI)-Xiao Jian

Thank the owner (thank you)-Corey Zhou.

(Lobby, Tian, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Liu)

Guo is sprinkling water, Lao Bai is running, and the scholar is writing. After Guo saw it, he pretended to clean the wine cabinet and took the opportunity to peek at the scholar, who refused to look.

Guo: What are you hiding? Take it out.

Lu: It's not over yet. I'll show it to you when it's finished.

Guo: (grasping it) The wind sends lovesickness all over the embroidered bed. ...

Lu: It is also a pair to promote night knitting.

Guo: Promote weaving?

Lu: Crickets are crickets, in pairs. Just like us.

Guo: Go, (walking towards the table, watching while walking) idle at the writing place, smiling at the Iraqi people ... why is there no one behind the Iraqi people?

Lu: I haven't decided yet. Why don't you give me a suggestion?

Tong: (coming down from upstairs) I suggest that neither of you get a monthly salary this month.

Bai: What's the use of writing such sour poems if you don't work hard in broad daylight?

Guo: Please, big brother, don't drool when you feel sour grapes. Write a song for the shopkeeper if you can.

Bai: Hey, we don't need to write those things. The key depends on the action, right?

Tong: Take a step back first.

Bai: OK.

Guo: Ouch, this is called hurting people. Brother Hou, come on!

Lu: Oh, oh, oh (sticking out his foot)

Bai: The form is useless, but the key depends on the connotation. That's what hurts.

Tong: Oh, it hurts.

Guo: Does it hurt?

Child: (without forcing a smile) That's hurtful. Young people should study more.

Guo: Hurt people. Who wouldn't (wring a scholar's leg)

Lu: Ah! (Diners get up and flash)

Bai: Don't run (squeeze the shopkeeper hard)

Lao Bai and Guo moved their facial features, and the more crowded, the better. The shopkeeper and the scholar were tortured, and Xiao Liu came in from the outside.

Six: What's the matter? What's the matter? (Everyone stops yelling)

Bai: Nothing.

Tong: Nothing. Do you have something to do?

Six: Are you really okay? (Walking inside) Well, I have a good news. Just received the above notice, Zuo Gonggong was dismissed for investigation!

Everyone cheered and the diners ran out in fear. Xiang Yu wanted to say hello, but was stopped by the exhibition hall. Small six stood on the stool, picked up a knife and pretended to hit Beth. Big mouth ran out.

Mouth: (pulling Lao Liu) What's the matter?

Six: When Cao Gonggong stepped down, his followers followed suit.

Mouth: God, I finally waited for this day. Yeah! Boss, can I take a few days off to celebrate this great event?

Tong: No, your home leave has been used up.

Mouth: My mother is in poor health recently.

Bai: Your mother has been in poor health.

Mouth: I told the shopkeeper it's none of your business. Manned ...

Tong: Oh, all talk and no action, or we'll show you.

Bai: Let go.

Mouth: Just click, as long as it can make me die. That's really bad. I'll call in sick.

Child: Ouch (getting up to look at his mouth and eyes). He is still very ill. Call the doctor in the exhibition hall. If he is ill, I will pay for the medical expenses, but he is not ill. Home service costs a lot of money.

White: Double.

Mouth: manned ...

Tong: Don't say any more (Xiao Liu is startled by drinking water). Unless I die, I will ask for leave.

Six: (throwing a bowl) inhumane.

Mouth: inhumane.

Six: On such a big day, people want to go back and see their mother. Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong?

Tong: There is nothing wrong with it, but it is not appropriate for him to go back three or four times a month, at least for five or six days.

Bai: Is it inappropriate?

Mouth: That, that, manned, I promise this is the last time, okay?

Six: Everyone is guaranteed.

Guo: He promised every time, and sometimes he swore poison.

Mouth: I know I am a person with no credibility, but this time I swear by my personality.

Thirty-eighth time.

Mouth: I swear on my life.

Sixty-fifth time.

Mouth: (hugging little six heads) I swear by my next generation.

Tong: Forget it, wait until you have the next generation. (Mouth comes out) Where are you going?

Mouth: (picks up the basket at the door) I'm going to buy food. Sooner or later, I will have a champion. I am very angry with you. (turning to go out) Is the next generation coming soon? What's the big deal? Whelan will come back later. As soon as I got married and bought a house, I became energetic. (I saw two people and shopkeeper Xie carrying a sedan chair at the street corner) Wait a minute. Who is sitting in this sedan chair?

X: My dad.

Mouth: Huh? Didn't your father disappear at the end of last year?

Xie: But he is better than my father.

Mouth: Who is it?

X: My new recruit.

Mouth: Look, it all sounds fresh. The man sat in the sedan chair, and the manned strolled behind. Who believes this? What's going on here?

X: You're welcome. Just joined the company for three days. Mouth, I'm going to collapse.

Mouth: I'm sorry for your loss. What's going on here?

X: It's dirty.

Mouth: Are you stuck in the bag?

X: Yes, by the way, tell your shopkeeper that you should be careful when recruiting people in the future. If someone is sick, they can keep it for life. If nothing else, you can get this number, this number, this number, this number (making a fist while talking).

Mouth: OK, OK. (grabs shopkeeper Xie's hand) Stop fighting, stop fighting, and then we'll have a drink.

X: What are you drinking? My grocery store is becoming a drugstore. I tell you, if you do nothing, you will get paid. I can't handle eating and drinking at all, and I feel sick when I handle it. You said I had to let him ruin my rich family, I told you. (Pray) Bless the Bodhisattva, and don't get sick again. I can't. I have to go back.

Mouth: manned, manned, what's wrong with you?

Xie: (sticking to big mouth and ears) Crazy. I have to get back. (Running downward)

Mouth: Crazy?

(backyard, daytime, double, Saturday)

One like you is washing clothes, and Xiao Liu lifts the curtain.

Six: I know, I know, I know. (Grabbing wet clothes and wringing them dry) Uniquely, since Grandfather Zhan left, (Uniquely glaring at her) Guard Zhan, you have been asking for leave since then. (Hanging clothes) Magistrate Lou has asked me several times, and I don't know how to tell him. Say, what did I do wrong? You can speak directly, not passively.

Double: I didn't. I'm just unhappy. I want to be quiet. (Want to hang up clothes)

Six: (grabbing unparalleled wet clothes) I'll come, I'll come, you rest, you rest.

Shuang: What if I want to go back?

Six: I can do anything you want, as long as you say it.

Double: Good. First, don't let me be a comedian in the future.

Six: Bang? What do you mean?

Shuang: You just say anything, and I'll go and help, just like an idiot.

Six: Don't be an idiot. And second?

Shuang: My uniform is so ugly. It doesn't matter if I'm ugly, it's not good to lose the face of the yamen.

Six: Right. In this way, when I go back, I'll ask for instructions from county magistrate Lu. In the future, don't wear a uniform. Starting today, I am in the morning, you are in the dark, and the prize for catching thieves is 50/50. ...

Double: yeah! Finally, don't draw your sword easily in the future.

Six: (clapping hands) That's right. You sit, you sit. I tell you, after the last thing, I really learned a lot.

Shuang: What did you learn?

Six: Being a quick catcher depends on calmness and composure. Even we were scared. What about the people? What should we do?

Shuang: (surprised) Wow, that's great. Go on.

So, from now on, no matter what happens, even if it's a big thing, I won't say a word, so I'll dig this up. (takes out a tobacco can)

Shuang: What's this?

Six: the hookah. From now on, I won't draw my sword easily. I'll take this if something goes wrong, but I can't just take it.

Double: Why?

Six: Smoking is harmful to health. It can cause lung cancer, liver cancer, rectal cancer, gastritis, enteritis and tracheitis. ...

Shuang: OK, OK, then you have this. What should I do?

Sixth: Pay attention to what you say. You see, I'm holding this, but I'm actually thinking. Its function is equivalent to a human brain. On the other hand, you should play the role of eyes and ears, collect all the information and provide it to me for analysis. Let me practice first. (Started smoking bagged marijuana)

(Lobby, Sky, Children, White, Guo, Kou)

Yu Xiang is watching outside the door.

Tong: Big mouth, buy a dish now, and don't come back if you can.

Guo: Well, maybe, he has arrived in Lijiagou now.

Tong: He dares to act before he acts. He doesn't want to get the money every month.

Mouth: Who are you talking about? Who doesn't want to get the monthly money?

Bai: Ah, the big mouth is back. Show me what you have.

Mouth: Be careful. If you crush it, I'll kill you, you know.

Bai: A small sample. ...

Tong: Comrade, this is the dish you bought.

Mouth: Ah, look, how fresh it is.

Tong: It's really fresh. Now you have bought a carrot, two cucumbers and three cloves of garlic (throwing a vegetable basket).

Mouth: No, I want to come back early, but I can't walk fast with something in my hand.

Bai: Isn't that an egg? As for it.

Mouth: I can't hide it from you now. I am going to be a father. (Everyone, first stunned, then started laughing)

Tong: When did you marry your daughter-in-law? hahaha.

Mouth: Who said anything about my wife?

Bai: No wife as a father?

Mouth: Hmm.

Bai: Forget it, I haven't heard of it, hahaha.

Mouth: What are you laughing at? No, have you seen this egg? This is no ordinary egg. The baby will hatch in three days. I'm telling you, it's still a boy.

Hey; Congratulations, congratulations, are you going to take a few days off to look after your children?

Mouth: Really?

Tong: Yes.

Mouth: Hey!

Tong: Then I am a melon. Go back to your house and do your work. If you talk nonsense again, I'll give you a good look.

Mouth: Do whatever you want. I'm going to have this baby.

Tong: Oh, suit yourself. Hey, say hello when you hatch. I have prepared a big red envelope for your child.

Mouth: You don't need red envelopes. You can help your child get some small clothes and pants later, ok?

Tong: OK, OK.

Mouth: That scholar, don't forget to give the child a name then.

K: That's easy. Now that it's hatched, let's call it an egg.

Mouth: It's too vulgar and ugly. I tell you, the name should be pleasant to listen to and easy to remember, and the more festive the better.

Guo: Just call.

Mouth: Huh?

Guo: Still, hehehe.

Mouth: That's settled. Is it a mule or a horse? We will take a walk after hatching. Ah, la la la la ... (Xiang Yu is thoughtful and others regard it as a joke)

The camera turned to dinner, staring at the eggs without eating.

Tong: Mouth, why don't you eat?

Mouth: I will never eat eggs again from today. I can't help it, for the sake of the children.

Tong: I'll give you one last chance to get back to normal at once, or you'll never have a rest in your life.

Mouth: No, boss, can you have some sympathy?

Child: (raising his voice) Li Xiulian!

Bai: Stop arguing, stop arguing, it's okay (open your mouth). Come here. I'm telling you, almost come on, this trick doesn't work for the shopkeeper.

Mouth: No, you think I'm lying to you, don't you?

Bai: You haven't finished yet, have you? You can't stop playing.

Mouth: Who fooled you? Have you ever been a father? Do you know what fatherly love is like? Do you know how great fatherly love is? Can you understand the joy of the birth of a new life?

Lao Bai looked at the crowd, and the others were as motionless as they were ordered, with a blank face.

Bai: I solemnly send you a sentence: get out! I'm telling you, if you do that again, I'll throw you this broken egg. Guo: Hey? What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?

Bai: Li Dazui, are you crazy?

Mouth: (psychological activity: finally hit the nail on the head) I'm not crazy. Who said I was crazy? What makes you say I'm crazy? I'm telling you, I'm normal I'm not crazy. I'm going to be a father, you know? Qingxi, dad is talking to you. Did you hear that? Good boy, Qingxi, slowly (into the kitchen, everyone stared at the big mouth from the left. After the big mouth entered the kitchen, everyone quickly turned right. Suddenly the big mouth rushed out again)

Mouth: (frantically) aah! Everyone leans back, and their mouths slowly enter the kitchen. )

Bai: Come for dinner. (Everyone sits down to eat, and Yu Xiang is thoughtful. )

(Lobby, Tian, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

Manned wandering around, one like you and Xiao Liu are waiting beside, as if it were a trial.

Child: (pacing) Conspiracy, this is definitely a conspiracy.

Bai: Even if it is a conspiracy, the question is what does he want?

Tong: I don't know. Just to take two days off, this is too ostentatious.

Six: Are you sure he is really crazy?

Guo: I'm sure. Really, you didn't see that scene just now.

Bai: I don't think so. As the saying goes, a lie repeated a thousand times is the truth. At first, this big mouth tried to deceive us, but he blindfolded himself. There are people in the world who take their fears seriously as soon as they speak.

Shuang: That's Li Dazui. I'm sure you like it, but he does. .

Lu: Is it possible that he took any medicine? Is there any medicine in the Jianghu that makes people confused?

Bai: Come on, who gave him such good medicine?

Tong: That's right. He is a chef and has no background. People want nothing from him.

Six: (strike the table, shock everyone and hurt yourself) Forget it. Since it is taking medicine, it is poisoning. (Excited) Ha ha ha, (running to the door) Master, Xiao Liu finally got the big case!

Shuang: (pulling back to Xiao Liu) Hey, people just assume, but they didn't really take medicine.

Six: Then I don't care. In any case, this is an extraordinary period. I will arrange everything in the shop. I will assign the relevant personnel in the store. Take care of Uncle Qi for me! (Diners run away)

Tong: Liu, it's messy enough here. Stop it.

Bai: Stop it.

Tong: The scholar is rushing to collect money from door to door. (The scholar is going out)

Six: (with a knife) Nobody leaves!

Double: All right, all right, knife. (grabs Xiao Liu's knife)

Six: (pulls out the pot of the pipe, and everyone looks at him with strange eyes) According to Ben, all crimes can be summarized in the following six words.

Shuang: Which six words?

Six: (talking while smoking a pot) Time, place and person.

Bai: Isn't that eight words? (Small six glared) You said you would go on.

Six: (the efforts of the pipe and the pot make people's eyes more weird) This place is not convenient to talk. Let's find a quiet place to talk. Wu Shuang, take the knife and escort them away.

Shuang: (brandishing a knife) Ah, go, go, go.

(female bedroom, sky, child, white, land, Guo, Shuang, Liu, Bei)

Small six sat at the door with a pipe, one like you stood by with a knife, and the others sat in a row on the bed.

Six: Let's talk about time first. When did the big mouth become abnormal?

Tong: (holding Beckham) It was fine this morning.

Six: In other words, the crime happened last night.

Body double: Why last night?

Do you think that taking drugs in the dark at night will only make you react during the day?

Guo: Excuse me, why didn't you be careless the night before yesterday? ...

Double: Sunflower Point ...

Guo: Avalanche (Xiao Liu knocks on the table)

Zhu Guo: Cut ~ ~

Bai: All right, all right, calm down for a while and stick to your head and continue talking.

Apart from the location, there is no doubt that the location of this case is in this evil inn.

Shuang: Why is it a sinful inn?

Six: big mouth, what a good person, honest, brave, hardworking and kind.

Tong: Can you change the word industrious?

Six: You are the shopkeeper, you decide. Our lovely and poor little mouth was hurt like this for no reason. In the future, how should he treat himself and his relatives and friends? What's really embarrassing? (Hands open)

Bai: I used idioms later (Xiao Liu turned to stare at him).

Six: (Almost incomparable) Did you say the time and place? It's time to say it next.

Double: character.

Six: Let's talk about people. If I guess correctly, the suspect is among you.

Tong: What do you mean?

Six: I doubt you.

Bei: Um-

Shuang: Sorry ... Hey, you didn't take the wrong medicine.

Six: (pause for a moment) That's a good question. I don't know if you have noticed, but the topic has turned back to medicine (everyone has no choice). Let's start the interrogation and take them to the yard.

Body double: Oh.

Guo: Hey, aren't you afraid of our absconding?

Six: then close the room first, and I'll go to the yard for trial.

Double: Oh, should I tie it up first?

Six: Well, this question (everyone moves) er ... Well, for long-standing friendship's sake, we don't need to tie it up first. We should pity the hair, but don't let it out.

Bei: But I have to go to school.

Six: Little sister, you'd better not move, or I suspect you have absconded. (Pulling Beckham) You come with me first.

Bei: Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law, Sister Guo. ...

Tong: Don't be afraid.

Bai: Let him make trouble. He can't stop until he makes some noise.

Shuang: Hey, hey, don't talk privately, or I will think that you are in collusion. (Guo stands up to exercise his bones and muscles) OK, when you are hungry, tell me, and I will fry spring rolls for everyone.

(backyard, sky, land, cool, Liu)

Xiaoliu sat by the well smoking a pot, and the scholar squatted in front of the millstone. Small six yawned.

Lu: Do you have any questions? I haven't paid the bill today.

Six: You mean?

Lu: Stop it, stop it. You asked me a lot of questions, and you only asked me my last name seven or eight times.

Six: That's my right. Last name? Say it!

Lu: (with a sigh) My name is Lu. Everyone calls me Lv Xiucai.

Six: You shared a room with Dazui and found nothing unusual?

Lu: This is the eighth time. ...

Six: Huh?

Lu: No.

Six: (jumping from the well) Then why did you say it was poisoning?

Lu: What?

Six: Why is it poisoning?

Lu: You said poisoning, I said taking medicine!

Six: Is there a difference? Do you know why you let them all go and left you alone? (Scholar shakes his head) That's because you are the most suspected criminal! (The scholar falls, and Xiao Liu sits back with a pipe. )

Lu: OK, well, what's the matter? You must scratch, or I'll leave. (Go)

Six: Stop, don't make me draw my sword! (The scholar comes back in a hurry) I tell you, tell all the suspects honestly, no one cares where you like them. (Holding the pipe upside down)