Ambiguous words to tease middle-aged men

1. "Can I give you a gift?" "Okay, what gift?" "I will give you me." 2. There is a word on the billboard on the roadside that is your name. . 3. Understanding is understanding, but I still want to be jealous. 4. You are no small person. You are all the weather and mood here. 5. Change, change, let me become thinner, I want to chase the male god. 6. You are the calamity that I cannot survive in this life. If I look at you one more time, my heart will soften. If I hug you, I will fall. 7. I don’t miss you at all. I miss you again at half past one. 8. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are so determined." 9. "Do you know why crows like camels?" "Why" "Because it makes no sense like I like you." 10. " Do you know what your face looks like?” “What does it look like?” “Attracts me like the earth.” 11. I won’t disturb you and kiss you, then I’ll leave. 12. “We went to a barbecue restaurant, and there were various dishes of pork, mutton, and beef in front of us. What will you bake first? ""Pork" "Don't you think about me first?" 13. Are you willing to take me home as your daily necessities? 14. "I miss you so much" "Then A longing that can only be solved by kissing” 15. “I want to become the wind” “Why?” “Because I want to tease you” 16. “You know what is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard” “What” “ "Your name" 17. "Let's go on a day trip on the weekend?" "Where?" "Your bed" 18. Remember, you are mine. 19. "I'm lost and want to ask you?" "Where to go?" "Go to your heart" 20. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words. 21. "Look carefully at my hands. What's special about them?" "Nothing special." "That's right. You haven't held them before, so of course they're not special." 22. "Potatoes can be made into mashed potatoes, and red beans can be made into What can I make into red bean paste?” “What kind of paste?” “I love you (mud).” 23. “Are you running fast?” “Can I catch you?” ?” 24. “Do you know why I don’t wear blush?” “Why?” “Because I can’t help but blush when I see your face.” 25. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” "The single one" 26. Can you take the time out of your busy schedule to make me a pampered little princess? Ambiguous words to tease middle-aged men 2 1. I have no future, so I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, eat your food, and be your wife. 2. The love I want to give you is special favor, preference and first choice. 3. What I want is very simple: candy in my pocket, ink in my belly, work in my hands, money in my card, and you in the future. 4. The world is like a book, I prefer you. 5. I like you, be serious and cowardly, and stay with you till the end. If the dark night is too difficult, I will accompany you day and night. 6. I have stepped through all things in the world, and I never panic. Only when you return from the mountains and rivers, I am in chaos, and I am still bumping into a deer. 7. I think my spine is a little curved, so that the moment I first saw you, my heart leaned towards you. 8. There should be a certain distance between people. For example, it is best to have zero distance between you and me. 9. You are all my lack of restraint, irrationality, and restlessness. You are also all my confusion, ignorance, and indifference. 10. Instead of being a rose, be a weed that grows wildly in your heart. It cannot be burned out and will grow again when you blow it. 11. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable. 12. All white things that meet you turn into black ink and are dull. All birds and beasts are in despair because they cannot say your name. 13. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it cannot compare to your smile. People who have never seen you will not understand. 14. Don’t be afraid of running out of things to talk about, and don’t expect to talk about everything. We like each other, so even if we don’t say a word, we can still feel natural and at ease. 15. If you live a simple life and share the joys and sorrows with me, I will be honest and courageous and accompany you through thick and thin. If you raise your eyebrows and raise a case, and say hello to me, I will cherish you but not pity you, and protect you forever. 16. You should not be what I like, and you should be like that; but you should be what I like, and what you become is what I like.

17. If I had to use a short sentence to describe love, I think I would definitely write down your name. 18. For the spring sunshine of apricots, the seven-point brilliance in the eyes of milk cats, the still-warm wheat-flavored fresh milk, the beautiful love and you, I have full expectations for the 24-hour long standby time. 19. I have seen spring, summer wind, autumn leaves, and winter snow, and I have traveled all over the southern hills, northern mountains, eastern foothills, and western ridges. But in these four seasons of spring and autumn, the mountains and rivers are not as good as your smile at me. 20. I have crossed mountains, waded through water, and have seen all things revive and start again and again. Now the mountains are you, and the water is also you. 21. You like the fields, the spring breeze, the warm sunshine and the vast universe of stars. I love the kitchen, the lingering aroma of food, and every inch of time with you. Ambiguous words to flirt with middle-aged men 3 1. Every time I look at the chat history with you, I feel happier than looking at my salary slip! 2. Will you feel crowded if you add me to your daily life? 3. You are the calamity that I cannot survive in this life. I will become soft-hearted if I look at you one more time, and I will fall in love with you if I hug you. 4. I want to sleep with your conscience in mind. 5. Relationships can be cultivated slowly. If you really can't cultivate them, you can try bed training. 6. I can’t tell why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don’t love others. 7. I want to give you the world and get used to it until I can’t take care of myself. 8. My fist and bottom are only hard for you, and your eyes and bottom are only wet for me. 9. Every leek will find its own gap in the teeth. 10. I hope I have a sweet dream. I mean dreaming about you. 11. If I are the sea, you are the shore. I want to hit all the waves on you. 12. You are instant noodles and I am boiled water. I will soak you in this life! 13. Can you hold my hand from wife to old woman? 14. Do you know what kind of quilt you should wear in winter? Quilt, no, it should be a treasure. 15. Question: What is a man’s tongue used for? Answer: Just kidding you. 16. My heart is on the tree. You can pick it if you like. 17. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn’t dislike you, I will run to you. 18. You are not a small person. You are all the weather and mood here for me. 19. Food is like a perfect match for you. Every time you take a bite, you feel that your trip in this life is worth it. 20. You ask me whether loving you is worth it. In fact, you should know that love means not asking whether it is worth it. 21. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful. 22. Does it rain in every city? yes. Like I will miss you wherever I go. 23. This gentleman, I want to arrest you for killing someone with my heartbeat. 24. There are a hundred ways to be sweet, including eating sweets and missing you 99 times. 25. When can I sleep so that I can be in your arms as soon as I turn over? 26. I hope your names and mine can be written together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone at the funeral. 27. As for missing you, I can’t avoid it on a night of drinking and singing, but I can’t avoid it on a deserted street. 28. Some things don’t need to be done in one night. We are not in a hurry and can do it every night. 29. Don’t ask to be loved by the whole world, just ask to be just you in this life. 30. I am a cute girl and you are cute