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Homophonic stalk of earth love story

The homophonic stalks of earthy love stories are as follows:

1, stop complaining and give me a hug.

2, you are the pot, I am the cover, we are indispensable.

I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

4. Bao, I'm going to take a shit. What shit did you take? You are my little angel.

I want to buy a piece of land recently. Where is the land? Your unwavering loyalty.

6. Bao, I want to do nucleic acid today. What kind of acid is it? I miss you so much.

7. Why did you hurt me? What have I done to you? I like you so much!

8. Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? I don't know my wife.

9. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

10, do you know what walls, eyes and knees mean? Walls, eyes, knees. I love you too.