Super funny swearing two-part allegorical saying \ China proverb

2. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

3. Water in the teapot-Get out

The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.

5. Chef's March-Take the fall for others

6. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult.

7. Full of straw bags

8. The tailor doesn't take a ruler-he deliberately doesn't measure (good).

9. "Hundreds of Surnames" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.

10. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

1 1. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

12. leg cramp in singing-I can't get off the stage

13. powder the coffin-save face

14. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

15. Dirty fucking crying-filthy as hell.

16. The notice was posted on the roof-God knows.

17. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

18. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

19.500 yuan is divided into two parts-250 yuan.

20. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

2 1. The stone in the henhouse-asshole

22. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.

23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

25. Eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless

26. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

Playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (death)

28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.

29. Dogs bite shadows-not people at all.

30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

3 1. Agriculture without emergence-bad species

32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

33. Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot

34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.

35. Horse racing on the wall-animals that don't look back

If it is not enough, please ask questions ~ I hope it will be adopted.