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Marriage of Xiaowu-Story Prose
Many people have talked about sarcastic remarks that they are so old and still have the strength to marry a daughter-in-law. They also pointed out what it is like to give birth to a son and a half. Some people said that it looks like that woman must be very ill and will get sick sooner or later. This time, his fifth grade is a big event, and the days have gone too far in a few days. Some young people in the village laughed and said that it was too young to be my daughter-in-law. He dared to take it, so you will wait and see. Even my family objected, and said a lot of unpleasant things, as if no one was optimistic about the marriage. However, this marriage event is, after all, your own business, like a task set from birth, and you must rush to get married and have children. Those who don't know what other people are thinking can't shake Xiaowu. He is determined to marry a wife.
Xiao Wu met an object a few years ago. He brought her back from other places. His father was so happy to see her, so he drank a few more drinks during the meal. As a result, he went to the toilet at night and said that he saw something unclean. He fell off the platform and died in a few days. Therefore, the marriage was delayed and finally dropped. Later,
On the wedding day, many people in the village waited at the head of the village to see Xiao Wu, a beautiful little daughter-in-law, but the bride arrived more than an hour late. When the float suddenly drove to the door, the wedding guests didn't even know it was the bride, because the car was so ordinary that they didn't even post a happy word. When Xiao Wu led the bride out of the car, people just recovered, so firecrackers rang in a hurry and people hurried to say hello. Is very beautiful, attracted a burst of admiration, by contrast, and the groom around her looks older, small five rustic laughter, wrinkles are opened, as if not much younger than his old father-in-law, he hurriedly brought the bride into the house, the people who sent the bride off also followed quickly, as if some big heads of state in the TV series were afraid of meeting assassins when they visited abroad, and it was not good for everyone to see this again, and they all led their children to leave, still in their mouths.
The wedding was hosted by some relatives and neighbors. Although there were not many people, the small courtyard was very crowded. Even the running water table for eating was placed on the platform. Although there was no sun that day, it was really sultry. People complained about the weather, but they didn't blame the small five for their poor hospitality. After they sat down, they just cared about eating and drinking, but no one made fun of the couple. However, the atmosphere was very festive, and it came from which table from time to time. When the village chief came, when he saw all the people eating and drinking on the platform, he said loudly, there is still room. If there is no room, let's put the table in the stable to eat. It's still cool there, which made everyone laugh. Xiaowu was also happy. Xiaowu had a problem that he stuttered when he was excited. Today, he stuttered all day. Everyone laughed at him and asked him if he was thinking about tonight. Do you need to learn a trick and a half first? Xiao Wu stammered and scolded these things that are not human, and said that you should teach our mule! At this time, the mule also called a few times in the circle. Xiaowu went over, added a little stick to the mule's trough, and came out to greet everyone to eat and drink. The crowd was laughing and laughing in waves. I don't know what inexplicable reasons I found, but I raised my glasses one after another.
After a full meal, they all left, blushing and sweating. When they left, they also asked Xiao Wu loudly when the whole son and a half women would come out and let him hurry up. Xiao Wu stammered, Come on, you-just wait-eat-children-full-moon bar, and people all. The yard was deserted again, and only Xiaowu and his sister were washing pots and pans. Mao solicitation, Xiaowu's woman sat on the platform, gawking at them cleaning up this messy yard, wondering what had happened this day.
As night falls, the yard is calm again. A dim light looks through the curtains of the new house and the sparse fence at the road where big cars pass from time to time. The warm light is like a happy water flowing with the night wind. Xiao Wu is married, but he is in his forties, but he is young again, as if everything is just the beginning.
Many evenings, Xiaowuhui came out with his woman, and the two of them took a leisurely walk hand in hand on the country road. When most people in the village came out to enjoy the cool after dinner, they went back early, as if to avoid everyone's eyes.
Since he married his daughter-in-law, Xiaowu's words have become very few, and he doesn't talk much when he occasionally appears in a crowd. He squats on the ground, smokes cigarettes, listens to everyone gossiping about Silas, and laughs from time to time. People teased him when he went home after staying outside for a while. Xiao Wuzi really can't live without his daughter-in-law. He thought about it after coming out of home for such a short time. Xiao Wuzi didn't take a reason, and walked home quickly. Looking at Xiao Wuzi's back, people chewed their tongues again. I heard people say that that woman does nothing, can't do laundry and cook, can't even clean the house, doesn't know where to put things, and what things are used for. She has to do all the work at home by herself. She just sits by and watches, doesn't talk, and sometimes helps to cool clothes when washing clothes, helps to fill some firewood when cooking, and holds a bowl and chopsticks for a meal when eating, even if
As the days passed, people gradually lost interest in the topic of Xiao Wuzi. Almost at the same time, Xiao Wuzi began to take his woman to sit in a place where everyone enjoyed the cool. He didn't say anything like before, and he didn't talk so much. His tone also converged a lot. It seemed that in front of his woman, he was still very reluctant to let go, so people teased him, and the woman laughed with him. The smile was beautiful, and Xiao Wu looked at himself. Before it was dark, he led his woman home. People asked why he didn't stay a little longer, so he said to go home and watch TV dramas. At this time, many people may still envy them, but they don't know what to envy if they think about it carefully.
The scorching sun in midsummer scorched the earth, crops began to wither, cicadas were screaming desperately, and people were anxious for the right time for the sun to set. Then they went out of their homes in droves, walked on the short cement road newly built in the village for several times until they felt a little tired, and then gathered in the place where they often stayed, talking with relish about topics that they thought were interesting.
I haven't seen Xiao Wu leading his woman out for several days. People are always speculating at the worst, as if expecting something to happen. Of course, it can't be a good thing. If it is a good thing, people would rather not hear anything, so let him enjoy it. If something goes wrong, people can get some pleasure from it, and I don't know where it comes from.
As people guessed, something happened to Xiaowu's family. It was said that the woman was sick and crazy, and she dropped a lot of things at home. Xiaowu was so frightened that she called the matchmaker and the woman's family. She saw that the glass was broken and the TV was smashed. She also saw a scar on Xiaowu's forehead. The matchmaker and the woman's family were extremely embarrassed, but she could not say anything to Xiaowu.
When people heard the tragic situation of Xiao Wuzi, they all closed their mouths. No one talked about this or that any more. Perhaps they all saw each other's ugly intentions and were startled. Maybe this is not what they expected. They don't want to see him so down and out. People just can't see the good of others, and they can't see the pride of others, probably because they are jealous!
Later, I haven't seen Xiao Wu lead his daughter-in-law out for a long time, but I occasionally saw him squatting under a big tree at the entrance of the village at noon, smoking one after another. For him and his woman, no new stories have been told for a long time. Of course, people don't want to hear any more stories, good or bad, just let life go smoothly. Of course, this is everyone's life.
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