Please tell me a joke about 12580

1; A certain gambler came home after losing all his money. Seeing that his wife was thinking about that, he came up with a plan and said to his wife: "Today I lost all my money and staked my penis. I have to redeem it." "The wife was very unhappy, but she couldn't help it, so she gave him money and asked him to redeem it. The gambler was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, when he was going out, his wife shouted: "Come back!" The gambler had a bad idea! She saw through it, but unexpectedly the wife then said: "I'll give you a few more money to redeem a big one back!"

2; The Japanese army invaded China. A Japanese soldier broke into the house and wanted to rape a woman. After being resisted to the death, the husband came back from the fields and saw her. He hurriedly slapped her with a shovel, and only heard his wife yell: Damn it! After resisting for a long time, you slapped her in with the shovel!

3; Liu Bei The three of them were trapped on a deserted island with Guan and Zhang. A few days later, Zhang Fei wanted to cut off his younger brother to satisfy his hunger. Guan Yu said: SB, rub it and cut it, there will be a lot of meat! At this time, seeing Liu Bei masturbating, Guan Yu asked: Brother, what are you doing? Liu Bei: Eat with some sauce!

4; The big bad wolf invited the little white rabbit to drink beer, drunk the little white rabbit too much, and then raped it. One day, the big bad wolf thought again, and said to the little white rabbit, "Little white rabbit, I Please drink beer!" Little White Rabbit said quickly, "Don't drink anymore, don't drink anymore, your butthole hurts if you drink too much.

5; A driver was often fined by the traffic police and was very angry but helpless. His wife Advised: Don't be angry, we have a child and name it traffic policeman. You can hit and scold the traffic policeman. During the day he will call you daddy, and at night you will call him mother!

6; The Japanese invaded China. One The Japanese broke into the house and tried to rape the woman, but they resisted to the death. The husband came back from the fields and saw her. He hurriedly slapped her with a shovel, but his wife yelled: Damn it! After resisting for a long time, you slapped her in with a shovel!

7; During military training, a man fainted, and many people gathered around him. A boy outside shouted with great experience: "Pinch him!" Pinch people! "The girl closest to the man, after thinking for a long time, made a lot of determination, and pinched the fainting man's penis accurately.