Super humorous joke copy

1. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay.

Don't fall in love with someone because you are insane, in case the water dries up one day.

3. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and deliberate means money.

4. Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

5. Love is a long way. People who always say "I'm sorry" are scum, and people who always believe "I'm sorry" are fools.

6. Why did Zhang Wuji choose Zhao Min instead of Zhou Zhiruo? God replied: in the past, ethnic minorities could have a second child, and children could get extra points in the college entrance examination.

7. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

8. Don't be afraid when you encounter difficulties. If you fall, get up, change your posture and fall again.

9. If you lose the game, you can spend a few dollars to start over. Without a girlfriend, the game can go on forever.

10. Not everyone is polite. Violence can't solve problems, but it can solve people with problems.

1 1. My goal is to have the ability to lift the table and the cultivation of not lifting the table.

12. My friend said to lend you twenty dollars. I didn't know until I borrowed money. Some people have been working all their lives.

13. Calm down because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

14. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I was really worried that I couldn't find it.

15. People always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny. I wish a lovely person like me had a good temper.

16. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

17. I thought that if I was "invisible", others would not find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

18. God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

19. I have two dreams, one is dreaming and the other is not waking up. Cool!

20. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

2 1. I finally understand where the gap between me and Xueba is. She is lying on the table in a bad mood. Two minutes later, she suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes.

22. Now, what I can't get on is salary, and what I can't get off is weight.

In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

24. My childhood dream was not to be a scientist, but to fantasize that I was the master of the landlord's family, with fertile land and thousands of hectares of fertile land. Ignorant all day, nothing to do, leading a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with a good girl. Now that the goal of being unlearned has been achieved, others are still working hard.