Korean songs are homophonic jokes.

"Yo, didn't come back last night, why? The girl is not bad? " My mother looked at me anxiously with mysterious little eyes, hoping to get a positive answer from her heart.

I walked into the room without saying a word and slammed the door.

"Hey you this child, ask you a word, girl. . . "Before my mother finished, I yelled," Give me a break, Mom? "

My mother stopped asking questions and just sighed.

Lying in bed, I recalled the past five days, shook my head and gave a wry smile.

(1) Four days ago

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. As it happens, the original site project has been almost completed and the acceptance report has been signed. This project is a key project of the municipal government. After it was completed, it really made a lot of money. It turned out that the stingy boss also gave everyone a 10 holiday, which was also a reward for the brothers who had worked hard all summer. In addition, having a holiday early can save the trouble of buying a train ticket to go home.

"Xiao Zhang, what are you going to do after the holiday? Are you going to travel or go home? " Cousin Pu, the foreman, patted me on the shoulder. It seems that he is very happy.

"Oh, I went home to see my parents, but I haven't been home for half a year." I'm not as happy as brother Biao, but for migrant workers like us who are working hard outside, a holiday is really welcome.

Just then, a familiar voice rang out from the mobile phone. It was my mother.

"Hey, mom, the train tickets are all bought. The train tomorrow night. "

"Well, hurry up, I tell you, this time you come back to help you arrange a girl blind date, the somebody else all aspects of the conditions of what, are good, big state-owned enterprises, also beautiful, mainly people especially honest and virtuous, and. . "

"Mom, didn't I say I didn't want to date? How did you find me another one? "

"How old are you? It's almost 30, and there is no date yet. What do you want? Liu's family next door has grandchildren. Can you save me a snack? Come back for blind date! DuDu. . . "

I can feel my mother's angry expression at the other end of the screen, and my mood is at the bottom. I don't want to get married, I just want to live a free life.

"Since I'm going home tomorrow, how about going out for a high night tonight?" Brother puma saw my depressed expression and suggested.

"Okay, I listen to you tonight. Let's go. " I echoed, thinking about going home on a blind date. I really should relax, and Brother Pubiao takes care of himself on weekdays. This face still needs to be given.

In the evening, Brother Biao took my two brothers and me to a bath center.

"Colorful, alas, brother Biao, you really know how to choose a place." "Yes, Brother Biao works and experiences life during the day and dominates the world at night!" You start to get excited and fantasize about what wonderful adventures will be tonight.

This is my first time in this place, but you will know what's in it if you think about it.

To tell the truth, I may accept this service more than blind date, at least it's my own money, not my mother's coercion.

After getting drunk, we went back to our room.

I was received by a girl in her early twenties. Although I am very young, I feel like an old hand, squinting my eyes.

"Eldest brother, how to play casually tonight." After that, she began to walk up to me and gently stroked my chest muscles with her hands.

Although nightclubs are better for me than blind dates, I still don't like the atmosphere here. Those slender hands swam on my chest, feeling like a cold snake swimming on me.

"You are still young, what's wrong with doing this? How can you meet such a person? " I took her little hand away and asked an embarrassing question.

This sentence obviously made the atmosphere cold. "Hey, I said eldest brother, this is the first time I met someone like you. Just spending money. Do you think you are so naive when you are eighteen or nineteen? Ha ha ha ha "the little girl smiled beautifully dressed, with a little contempt.

I laughed too. For these girls, there is no dignity or love at all. Being able to eat and wear warm clothes is their greatest luxury.

What is love that I can eat? I can't.

Tell you clearly that sleeping with you is for money, which is also her choice and her freedom.

Turning off the light, I helped the girl finish what she had long been used to.

"Eldest brother, that's very kind of you. Come here often in the future and you will be satisfied. "

"You're welcome."

(2) Three days ago

The next morning, we walked out of this nightclub with Brother Biao, and this colorful nightclub was eclipsed by the sunshine.

After saying goodbye to Cousin Pu, I went back to the rented house to pack my things and prepare my luggage for going home at night.

No sooner had I arrived at the door than I received a phone call from my mother.

"Hey, come back tonight, arrange it for you, and take you to see the girl the next day." My mother is in high spirits, and it seems very happy to go on a blind date alone.

"Mom, are you in such a hurry? Don't wait for me to rest for a few days before going? "

"You rest the somebody else to accompany you to rest? Do you know it's not easy to arrange a lot for you? Stop haggling for me and come back! Toot-toot. . . "My mother ruthlessly hung up the phone again.

This can't help but make my relaxed mood last night feel a little helpless by my mother. After packing some simple clothes, I began to spend the day online. This is rare. I don't have to work, I don't have to socialize, let alone date time. I cherish it very much.

But the good times are always short-lived. Soon in the evening, I turned off my computer and went outside with my suitcase.

The beautiful pink sunset glow shines comfortably on my face, which seems to indicate some pink adventures.

Arriving at the station, I got on the bus smoothly. I'm the lower berth, and the upper berth opposite is a female college student. It used to be a room for four people, but somehow, the other two passengers didn't show up, leaving me and her.

In the evening, I watched a movie in PAD's room alone with headphones. The young woman in the upper bunk seemed very excited to listen to unknown Korean songs.

12, getting ready for bed after watching the movie, the woman in the upper berth opposite is still listening to those intoxicating Korean songs, which seems to be a dragon concert.

I thought that the woman would turn off the music and sleep peacefully after a while, but obviously this is somewhat different from my expectation.

Ten minutes, a quarter of an hour and half an hour passed. That woman didn't seem to take me seriously at all, and even got more excited and louder.

I turned my head to my side, but it didn't work. Those disgusting Korean words have been rippling in my mind and chanting, which really makes me feel bad.

I got up when I couldn't sleep. "This girl, you see so late. Can you stop listening to music and rest? "

"ah? Oh, oh, sorry, I'll turn it off right away. " She seems to be a little aware of the impact on me, lowering her voice to indicate that she will be fine soon.

I lie back, then close my eyes and get ready for bed.

However, in the silent night, the sound of Xi Xi Suo still makes me uncomfortable. After a while, the volume that had been turned down seemed to increase gradually, and even the screams at the concert scene drowned out those damn Koreans.

I turned over and made a big gesture to protest.

Of course it's useless.

This is the last blow. I got up and walked slowly to the girl's bed. "Girl, can you let me sleep?"

To my surprise, the girl turned off the music directly after this sentence.

"You, what did you just say?" She looked at me in surprise.

"Can you let me sleep?" I repeated what I just said.

I didn't realize that this sentence seemed a bit ambiguous, but the sudden closure of the music made the scene instantly silent.

"Well, if you have a set, come on." The girl whispered this sentence, which made me suddenly sleepy.

"We have never met before. Are you willing to do this? " I immediately reacted and looked at her inexplicably, thinking that she was joking.

"That what, also save me in momo. Come on. "

"But, girl's house, it's not good to meet someone in the future, is it?" I still can't believe it,

"Ha, ha, ha, eldest brother, why are you so pure? Do you think love is still eighteen or nineteen? You love me. I love you? Isn't falling in love just for sex? I am not so hypocritical, so don't bother with the process. "

I was shocked. But soon, I thought of the woman in the nightclub last night.

Some women sleep with you for money, but today this woman sleeps with you for excitement.

I smiled and looked at the woman in front of me. I seem to see many women's shadows in this strange city.

As it happens, I brought unused condoms from the nightclub last night. I wanted to throw it away, but I didn't expect to use it today.

"Boom, boom ....." The sound of the oscillating tracks intertwined in the thick night, making the whole night like a concert.

In the carriage, the shaking sound also lingers in the charming dream, accompanied by screams, just like crazy fans of the concert.

Next morning, the train arrived at the station.

I said goodbye to the girl politely, and I helped her take her luggage out of the car. To outsiders, it was like an enthusiastic passer-by helping a simple and honest female college student. What a warm picture.

(3) The day before yesterday

When I got home from the train, my mother kept introducing me to blind date.

"Look at people, big state-owned enterprises are stable, with good welfare, honest people and good looks. It is really that you may not be worthy of this condition. "

"Hey, if you don't deserve it, you won't go. If you don't go, you won't lose face." I sighed helplessly.

"Don't you give me a try? Hmm? Do you know how worried your mother is about your stupidity? Look at him. . . "

"Okay, I'll go. I will definitely go tomorrow. Don't worry. " Before my mother finished, I immediately interrupted.

Lying in bed at night, the young women I met these two days came to my mind, and I couldn't help laughing.

One, for money, one, for excitement, and then the next, for what?

(4) Yesterday

I finally had a good sleep. It's good to sleep late alone.

I didn't get up until noon, so I was nagged by my mother again. "Do you know to go on a blind date today? Sleep till 12. Can you pay more attention? "

"This is not dinner. What's the hurry? Is there no afternoon? Just change clothes. "

"See you this virtue is really have nothing to say. This is lazy, but for me, can you still find someone? " My mother really wants to slap me.

At dinner time, I put on a decent suit and walked to the hotel with my mother.

"Oh, Lin Jie, ha ha, is this your son? Oh, this suit is really handsome! Not bad! " The woman's mother is also very happy to see me.

"Oh, Aunt Wang, it's very kind of you. You see how beautiful your daughter is, and my son really doesn't deserve it. Hahaha. " My mother is also very energetic and looks at the girl in front of her very kindly.

I looked at the girl in front of me, and there was no in-depth communication. It's a girl about one or two years younger than me.

But I can see that I'm still more concerned about this blind date in a little dress and high heels.

"Hello, my name is Lin Nuoqing." The girl greeted shyly.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Xiaowei. Just call me Xiao Zhang. "

Girls are still shy, and their personality is similar to mine, so they don't show off much.

At the dinner table, it was my mother and her mother who talked. Praise each other how excellent their children are, what good jobs they have, what kind of beauty they have, and what kind of personality they have. We can only echo each other.

After dinner, my mother suggested, "The two children also need some time to get along. Ok, it's past 9 o'clock. You two go to the cinema next door to watch a movie, chat with each other and get to know each other again. We adults should go home. "

"Yes, yes, let's not get in the way here. Both children are embarrassed, hahaha." Her mother also said she would go back.

Reluctantly, I accepted my mother's proposal. Lin Nuoqing and I went to the nearby cinema to watch the recent hot love O2O.

Many couples in the cinema, girls hug boys, boys feed girls popcorn, which is very intimate.

Lin Nuoqing and I are the only people who sit together but don't talk like strangers.

"Well, do you think there is such bloody love in reality?" Or Lin Nuoqing broke the deadlock.

"Of course not. It is best to lie to a child of eighteen or nineteen. " I snow a smile.

She also nodded and smiled, but it was not very good-looking and somewhat helpless.

After watching the movie, it's past 1 1, and I want to say goodbye and end this meaningless blind date.

"It's so late, my home is too far away, not convenient. Why don't we find a small hotel nearby for one night? " Lin Nuoqing lowered his head and whispered to me.

"No, I can actually send you back, take a taxi, I pay, I .... . "I just want to go back early, and I really want to refuse this embarrassing cohabitation.

"Are you stupid? Don't you go back now and be scolded to death by your mother? " Lin Nuoqing hit the nail on the head.

I am stupid, too. Obviously, my mother doesn't want me to go back to the movies at night. Her mother will let her daughter stay with me at night, mainly in the hope of finishing it quickly. I'm going back now. My mother must have torn my hand off.

"Oh, by the way, thank you for reminding me. Then, find a shop to live in. " I nodded again and again.

When we arrived at the hotel, we were lying in bed, watching our mobile phones and immersed in our own world.

Just when I was hooked on the post bar, Lin Nuoqing got up, walked to the front of the switch and turned off the light.

The sudden darkness left only the mobile phone screen on in the whole room. I squinted for a while and felt terrible.

Suddenly, Lin Nuoqing whole body pressure on me, unconsciously began to kiss me.

"You, you don't really want to. . . "Before I finished, she kissed her lips. I was stunned for a moment, but I didn't run away.

It began to rain outside the window, and I gradually changed from shock to calm in the room, which was even mechanized. Like two robots, we have accomplished the most primitive things of human beings.

All this seems to be out of an instinct.

"You, why are you with me? I can see you don't like me very much, do you? " I asked her in a low voice without understanding.

"There is no reason. Don't you have to do this after you get married?"

"However, we realized that this time was too hasty."

"Are you really stupid? How old are we? If you don't find someone, you will be laughed at? Romantic love at first sight at the age of eighteen or nineteen. Do you still want to talk about it? Parents are so determined, don't toss, ok? "

Looking at her cold and twisted face, I also understood her intention of wanting to sleep with me.

Just to get married. In order to stop dating, this may be the real meaning. Her heart is tired.

In the middle of the night, lying in bed, I can feel the breath of the woman next to me, but I can't feel her temperature.

(6) Today

"I'm sorry, even if my mother tore it, I can't just find someone to marry." This is the first sentence after I got up.

"Fuck you casually, do you think I really have a crush on you? Looking for young and beautiful, do you have the strength? The poor silk of a construction site! " Lin Nuoqing stared at me and vented his dissatisfaction.

"I'm poor, I don't deserve it. I'm leaving. You keep dating, and soon a man will promise you. What's so difficult for a woman to have a date these days? " I turned and walked out of the hotel.

"Mental derangement. Don't look at yourself. " I closed the door, but I still heard these curses.

Just out of the hotel door, I found that the door next door happened to open, and a pair of men and women in their late teens came out, looking a little familiar, as if they were a couple next to the cinema yesterday.

"Dear, what should I do if you don't want me in the future?" The little girl asked her boyfriend.

"Then, you can go on a blind date, but only I want you in this world. You don't have to wait until you are in your thirties to be wanted. " Her boyfriend has a bad smile.

"You go to hell, how can I nobody want? Hey! " Girls are coquetry.

I looked at their smiling back and couldn't help laughing.

Just silently, bless them, really can have the most precious love.