Find me a joke!

Early in the morning, the mother snail took the baby snail out of the house.

The little snail asked her mother in confusion: "Where are we going?"

The snail's mother: "Didn't I agree to take you on a blind date?"

Little snail: "Ah, but I'm still young?!"

Mother snail: "It'll be almost done when we get there!"

Three dead people were sent away one day Go to the hospital.

The doctor asked: Why did they all die laughing?

The nurse replied: The first person died of excitement because he won 5 million!

The second person died because extreme joy gave rise to sorrow!

The doctor asked again: How did the third person die?

The nurse said: The third person died while picking apples on a rainy night?

The doctor is puzzled: How can one die with a smile while picking apples?

The nurse replied: Suddenly there was lightning in the sky! He thought someone was taking pictures of him.

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy a: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

Boy a naturally stretched out his two fingers and took it...

Teacher: Don’t suck? ! Call parents...

[Scenario 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

b Because he heard about a, he carefully took the fries with his palm.

Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup?

b I accidentally dipped it in too much, so I immediately flicked it with my fingers...

Teacher: You are very skilled in flicking the ash. Call parents...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: If you don’t want to smoke, okay, let’s eat some French fries.

c Because of the previous two examples, I finished eating the French fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

c After taking the fries, he easily clamped it on his ears...

Teacher: Don’t want to suck it? Call parents...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

d finished the fries with fear.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

d carefully put the chips into his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the chips from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stamping them hard with his feet...

Teacher: Don’t suck? ! Call parents...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: No,

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat French fries.

e Just took the fries, and the teacher said: Won’t you treat me to some?

e quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter...

Teacher: Don’t smoke? ! Call parents...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

f Finished eating with fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweating, but he still lowered his head calmly and said: Hello, principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth.

f took out French fries: No, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t even started yet...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: What the hell are you doing? Do you smoke or not?

Boy g: Promise to God, I will never smoke.

Teacher: You really don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.

g He took the French fries very naturally and ate them all.

Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

g(getting carried away): Greater China...

1. A male deer walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway ( Deer)!!!!

2. Two tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn’t dodge and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed. : Dig hahaha, ketchup...

3. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!" Guess what happened?

In the end, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

4. The stone and the rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the sea.........

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who were privately committed to life, but the boy had to perform military service, so he made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later. That ring was used as a wedding ring. After three years, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait. She was so sad that she threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair and left. However, the boy has also been waiting for her. I was waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date, and it became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken... A few years later, the boy went fishing, and guess what he caught?

Rice cake!!!

5. Are the dumplings boys or girls?

The answer is boys because the dumplings have wrappers

6. There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was When the car hit him, he yelled: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber!!

7. Matchstick suddenly felt that his head was itchy, so he reached out and scratched it. Burn yourself to death...

Ten years of life and death are boundless, Hengyuanxiang, sheep, sheep, sheep. Thousands of miles away, the washing powder is so powerful. Even if we meet but don't know each other, take vitamin C supplements to help you feel healthy. At night, I suddenly return to my hometown and learn foreign languages, a new Oriental. Looking at each other without saying anything, washing will make you healthier. It is expected that he will have a broken heart every year and find a job at Foxconn.

2: I am talking about teenage madness. It is used to treat kidney deficiency. It does not contain sugar. Jin hat and mink fur, thousands of horses use King Kang. In order to repay Qingcheng, he followed the prefect for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is intoxicating, the chest is still open, the watermelon is frosty, and the man is happy. In the cloud of holding festivals, there are three kinds of glucose. He can hold the carved bow like the full moon, looking northwest, King Adi.

3: I’m crazy about being a teenager, learning skills, and going to Lanxiang. Brocade hat and mink fur, thousands of tigers riding on them make them strong. In order to repay the love of the city, I followed the governor, May flowers, and the airport. After drinking and being brave, I repaired my car and came to the north. Peking University Jade Bird has been established for a long time. He can hold the carved bow like a full moon, looking northwest to the New Orient.

4: I am talking about being a teenager, and there is no solution to my worries but Du Kang. Brocade hat and mink fur, Qianqi uses Avon. In order to repay Qingcheng, he followed the prefect, Passat, the Duke. After drinking, the chest and courage are still open, and the woman is clean and healthy. Holding the knot in the cloud, big bubble gum. Huiwan carving is like a full moon, looking northwest to Tongrentang.

5: I’m chatting about being a teenager, Tan Dan Dan, Jin Mailang. Brocade hat and mink fur, thousands of riders use the Overlord. In order to repay Qingcheng, I followed the prefect, L'Oreal, and Shiseido. Drunk and open-minded, she loves life and love her love. Holding the knot in the cloud, Shuanghui ham sausage. Huiwan carving is like a full moon, looking to the northwest, it is a natural hall.