Anyway, the script of crosstalk

A: Crosstalk is a language art..

B: Is that right?

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others. ?

B: Is this the basic skill of crosstalk performers?

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. A brainwave will come out of your mouth right away.

B: Right, right, right?

Your mouth should be quick, too?

B: Really?

Do you like yours?

B: I'm especially suitable for it?

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes! ?

Is it that thick? ?

A: It's not appropriate to say cross talk like you.

B: who is not suitable? Let me tell you something, smart guy?

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: What about you?

B: Say anything! ?

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Are we going to talk or not?

What do you mean, anyway? ?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart! ?

Can we try?

A: I'll be right there. My desk?

B: Yes. . . . . . ?

My desk?

My desk?

Well, why are you so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see?

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react! ?

B: No problem! ?

A: My head?

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid! ?

A: My forehead?

B: I have no brain! ?

A: My eyebrows?

I have no eyes! ?

My eyes?

I am a pig's eye. What a pity! ?

My nose?

My nose?

B: Do you want to say more?

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I still have a tooth in my pocket?

I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

A: ok, let's go to the garden to sign up for the flowers?

Go to the garden? Is this good?

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements! ?

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act. ?

B: I will do it with my actions, right?

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right? ?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person! ?

Can we start now?

B: OK?

I go to the garden?

I want to go to the garden?

A: I'm Peony?

B: I'm Peony?

A: I'm a peony?

B: I'm Peony?

I'm Molly?

I'm Molly?

A: I am a dog's tail flower?

I am a dog with a flower tail.

Extended data:

1955, Ma Ji participated in the Workers' Amateur Art Troupe taught by Liu Baorui and Guo Quanbao. /kloc-participated in the amateur folk art exhibition of workers held in Beijing at the beginning of 0/956, and the cross talk "Finding the Object" won the first prize; In the same year, he was transferred to China Radio and Rap Troupe, where he studied crosstalk with Hou as a teacher.

1957, Ma Ji foreign tour. After returning, China Radio and Rap Troupe was divided into two performance teams, one of which was led by Ma Ji. 196 1, the activity of excavating traditional heritage in Quyi circle was launched nationwide, and Ma Ji systematically studied traditional cross talk again.

1976, Ma Ji went to Daqing to perform. When he passed through the Great Northern Wilderness, he discovered Jiang Kun and took him as an apprentice. During that time, he created crosstalk such as White in the Sky and Storm on the Stage, and also wrote satirical crosstalk such as Multi-storey Hotel and Beijing's Best, among which Beijing's Best was banned because of its sharp and slanderous words.

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