The strongest classic humorous joke in history

1. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

4. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will take a ring and say to you, I'm sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend.

At present, there are four kinds of men who are most popular with women: Gao Fushuai, Short, Gao Fushuai, Tall, Rich and Ugly, Short and Rich and Ugly.

6. It's immoral to knead instant noodles in the supermarket, but it's really stressful. I tried it today, and the work pressure disappeared immediately, and I was fired from the supermarket.