What are some classic bad husband jokes?

1. When I wear loose clothes at home, my gangster husband will often come to me, open his collar and look inside, then shake his head and sigh: It’s empty, it’s empty~~~~. He didn't walk away until I kicked him out.

2. If we go out together at work and bend down to put on my shoes, my gangster husband will hug me from behind and yell "Oh~~oh~~oh~~"

3. If the gangster husband goes home first, he will definitely sit by the bed and watch TV. After I got home, I changed my clothes and was about to put on my nightgown. When I was about to put on my nightgown, my rogue husband pulled my pants down to my knees. When I was pulling my pants down, he came to unbutton my clothes. Repeat this until you give him a slap.

4. Occasionally if the bra strap is exposed and the gangster husband sees it, he will pull it up and flick it, and he will also say: pay attention to your image!

5. The gangster husband takes me Go swimming. I don't know how, he teaches.

In the beginning, I still held my waist and held my hands while teaching. When I calmed down a bit in my panic, I realized that this rogue husband had already held my breasts with one hand and my abdomen with the other hand...

Hey... he is in the deep water area at the moment. , let you go first, go home and see how I deal with you, you really never forget to eat tofu wherever you go...

6. When I came home from get off work, I kept shouting that it was hot while the fan was blowing.

Here comes the gangster husband! He rushed up to me, took off my clothes and said: It won’t be hot if I take off my clothes!

You damn thing, I can only reward you again. A slap first. He didn't even close the curtains, but just took off my clothes.

7.

The gangster husband came back. When he saw me cooking, he immediately stuck behind me.

She leaned into my ear and said: Wife, I’m hungry~~~~! That hand started to act dishonest.

The hand reached into my clothes and went straight up, touching my breasts and muttering: Well, I’ll drink a glass of milk first!

After that, the other hand started to go down. ...and asked: Wife, what is the dish for lunch? Is there meat?

I said angrily: There is no meat for lunch!

The rogue husband said with a wicked smile: Oh , Wife, I’ll treat you to ham sausage for lunch!

A damn gangster husband set a trap for me, so I can only drive him away with a shovel, go, go, stay there, Be careful I throw you into the pot.

8.

Get up in the morning, stretch and do exercises.

When I was stretching my hands upwards, my rogue husband moved so fast, swishing.

The vest was in his hand, and I was already half naked.

9.

The gangster husband was lying on my belly watching TV, and when I wasn’t paying attention, he untied my pajamas.

I got up to pee, and after taking two steps, my loose pajamas slipped on my instep, and I almost fell to death.

That damn gangster husband is still laughing!

10.

Sometimes he leaves the door open when going to the toilet at home.

If my gangster husband sees me sitting on the toilet, he won’t be able to move his feet.

He would deliberately bend down, look at me and say: Get up, get up, get up~~~