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Quotations from Luo Yonghao's speech

1. In my life where I love women, every stage of progress is basically driven by women.

2. Some birds come into the world to do what they should do, not to avoid guns.

At this time, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.

4. You have exceeded the speed limit! Does your family know you drive like this?

I will invite some talents who can't talk and investors who can't handle it. Then, it's basically done.

6. Happy sadness.

7. He is neither a bad man nor a good man. He is a businessman.

8. Why? It's simple, because you are a water turtle and have never seen the world.

9. Because of my natural bad taste, like many people who love to brag, I like to pretend that "I spent two hours on stage and didn't work hard off stage". I like people to think that my speaking ability is innate. But as I get older, I can't get much fun from this childish practice, so I plan to recommend some books that benefit me in the process of learning to speak to those who are eager to master the speaking ability from this year on.

10 if we step into an industry, half of it is hooliganism, half is not hooliganism, but is doing it in a down-to-earth manner. As a newcomer in this field, is it easy to make money by playing hooligans? If you enter this industry, 99% of your peers are cheating, and you are less than 1%. You go to promote and emphasize that you are not a hooligan. You promote it, you do it. Is there any chance?

1 1. Tell the shortest IT joke: Luo Yonghao.

12. When I give a speech, I often tell the following audience that I am actually a very shy person, and I am very afraid of speaking in public. At this time, they will laugh, but I know that this is actually the truth.

13, so if there is an afterlife, I hope I won't give any more speeches. This is my greatest wish ... not to say the afterlife, but to say this life. If I don't have to give another speech, I'd like to live five years less.

14, there is a sharp turn ahead, understand? This is a sharp turn, probably the steepest one in the Eastern Hemisphere.

15. In our world, no matter in the east or the west, a person who has accomplished nothing at the age of 30 will always feel some strange eyes.

16, many years ago, a best-selling author in Germany wrote a super best-selling book called Mein Kampf, which sold more than100000 copies. Many students know that (this person) is Adolf Hitler.

17, PPT error, took a few nitroglycerin to prevent heart disease, and took to the stage. Later, I told a friend that if he could help me finish the press conference, I would give him half of the shares.

18. Actually, I screwed up on the day of the press conference. For me, this is the most severe speech, because it is a speech with zero rehearsal. Keynote began to speak on the stage as soon as it was revised. Because of too many things, I didn't sleep for more than 30 hours at that time, and I didn't play well at first.

19, few people know that I am a person who will sweat when talking to a group of people. Until the fifth year of teaching in New Oriental, I still feel nervous from time to time in class.

20. My speech is very good, and my skills are only part of it. More than half of it is my personality, and I just need to adjust the proportion slightly.

2 1, you can't do this, or they will think you are very lively.

What I want to say is that many times you were born in a small town, with no good education, no background, no money, and no one to help you when you enter the society, so you may feel that you can do nothing. But you insist, don't believe those disgusting things that your predecessors told you, "do what you want." You insist on doing what you thought was right when you were young, and often you will get a very good result.

23. I am always glad for our country and nation. It is because of my eloquence and incitement that I did not go to a cult. This is the blessing of the country and the nation. ) Basically, when I went to a cult, Miss Li lost her job.

24. "Hello, can you hear me? Then I am out. " "Everybody calm down, I'm coming out."

As we all know, honesty is a luxury quality in China.

26. When a man is almost thirty years old, he has accomplished nothing, like a playboy, and he is poor at the same time, so this is the worst combination we can imagine on earth. Playboy+no money is the stupidest combination that human beings can imagine. It happened to me, so they (relatives) looked at me strangely.

All these economic activities didn't make me any money, mainly because I lacked enthusiasm for them.

28. I live a very cautious life. Many people have heard of my hubris on the Internet, but I don't know that I am brave and resourceful. So you must learn something, not fur, lest you go out and be hacked to death.