Funny verses about pigs

1. Humorous sentences about pigs

1. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, having you It is inevitable that this piece of pork will last a lifetime.

2. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand the information. But it is the pig's reading, which is based on the pig's argument in the world.

3. I haven’t heard from you for a long time. I have been thinking about you these past two days. I feel very confused. I searched for your favorite pond, the hut where you eat, and the lawn where you sleep, but you are still nowhere to be found. My heart is almost broken... Why did such a big pig disappear?

4. Are you busy? It's okay, I just don't want to bother you by telling you that I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you read this paragraph, your mouth will smile, your nose will arch, and you will hum twice to let other piglets know that the master likes you the most!

5. The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to welcome a wonderful today, okay! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig's hair, wash the pig's face, and work hard for feed!

6. The intermittent rain arouses my endless thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to the grassland, but I have agreed in advance: the pigs are allowed to eat grass. , no arching to the ground!

7. When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pigs are so hungry?

8. You traveled to Xishuangbanna and were besieged by a group of wild boars on the way. The tourists took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You took out With only their ID cards, the pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: Brother, we have found you!

9. In my eyes, you always look carefree, and you always eat with gusto. I always sleep soundly... I really envy you. Oh, sometimes I think about it, it's nice to be a pig like you.

10. Do you know that I have always had a crush on you? Your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but I was too poor to express my love. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

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< p> 12. You are the best. I start to miss you again. I am no longer angry with you. Moreover, I feel that my love for you is getting deeper every day. That’s because someone told me... Xiaozhu’s price has increased: You are valuable again!

13. Did you eat well today? Is it cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. , whenever I leave, you jump out of the pig pen.

14. It’s time to say goodbye to you. Seeing the innocence on your face, my heart breaks. Why did you really choose? , but had to give up in a hurry, I really wanted to keep you by my side, but my mother said, "Pigs are not allowed to be raised in the city!" "

15. One day I said to you: "You are a pig", you said: "I am a pig," and from then on I called you "Pig," but one day you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "It's weird that I'm not a pig." 2. What are some funny poems praising pigs?

About poems praising pigs (it's about a sow trying to save a boar that was about to be slaughtered). The sky is old, if the pig is affectionate, it will bite! Pigs shed tears when they feel sad, and hate others when they are shocked.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as a sow’s love for saving her husband! Don't worry, there will be no friends in the future, and no one in the world will know a pig. I hope the pig will live long and travel thousands of miles to the moon.

The sky is blue, the leaves are yellow on the ground, the west wind is strong, the wild geese flying from the north to the south, who will be drunk in the frost forest at dawn? It’s always pig tears! Asking how much sorrow a pig can have is like a sentimental sow saving her husband's love. The husband had no choice but to file a lawsuit and was rescued by a woman he once knew.

This pig should exist in the sky, but how many times can you hear it in the human world. Asking what love is in the world is just like a pig thinking about life and death.

When the wind blows and the clouds fly, the sow sacrifices her life to save her lover. The flying pig plummeted three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way had fallen into the sky! ! It's a pig fighting, it's not a pig! It's not a pig.

3. Funny doggerel about rising pork prices

Song about rising pork prices (doggery)

- Borrowing the melody of "Fence·Women and Dogs" to add humor to this song!

Pigs are no longer the pigs of yesterday, and sheep are no longer the sheep of yesterday!

Yesterday the price was low and I often ate it. Today I eat less because the price has gone up!

If they get a serious disease, they will all be killed!

Foot-and-mouth disease will never be eradicated; PRRS will never be eradicated!

Bird flu is also often crazy, but fortunately the mad cow did not appear!

Don’t eat the flesh of people who have died of illness. If you eat people, you will be hospitalized in the ward!

Farmers complain that they often lose all their money in farming!

Pigs don’t like red sorghum, but they love eating corn on the cob!

Feed prices are going up, meat prices are going up, food is going up again and real estate is going up!

When the pig becomes powerful, prices rise, and the expensive pig turns into a golden phoenix!

The rise makes the people panic, and the rise makes the people feel cold!

It is common to increase the workload and often work overtime!

Why is it difficult to see an increase in income? Not having a good life! 4. What are some funny poems praising pigs?

Poems about praising pigs (about a sow trying to save a boar that was about to be slaughtered)

If there is love in the sky The sky is old, if the pig is affectionate, it will bite!

I shed tears when I feel sad, and I hate others when I am shocked.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as a sow’s love for saving her husband!

Don’t worry, there will be no friends in the future. No one in the world knows a pig.

I hope that the pig will live long and the moon will fly thousands of miles away.

The sky is blue, the leaves are yellow on the ground, the west wind is strong, the wild geese flying from the north to the south, who will be drunk in the frost forest at dawn? It’s always pig tears!

Asking how much sorrow a pig can have is like a sentimental sow saving her husband's love.

The husband had no choice but to file a lawsuit and was rescued by a woman he once knew.

This pig should exist in the sky, but how many times can you hear it in the human world.

Asking what love is in the world is just like a pig thinking about life and death.

When the wind blows and the clouds fly, the sow sacrifices her life to save her lover.

The flying pig plummeted three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way had fallen into the sky! !

It’s a pig fighting, it’s not a pig! It's not a pig! 5. Poems praising pigs

Ancient poems about pigs include

1. "Autumn Poems"

Era: Song Dynasty Author: Lu You

In August, the summer heat subsides and the cool breeze comes, and the sound of rice beating can be heard in every farm.

The ears are three times full and three times ripe, and the axle breaks people's shoulders.

The county has always been noisy like rain, and there are no officials on the road.

The old and the young in the countryside sing and dance, and pigs and sheep are cooked in the stoves and cauldrons every day.

2. "Recalling the Past"

Era: Song Dynasty Author: Lu You

Reminiscing about the past, the floating river started from Jiannan, and the sunset was at the stern of the boat.

Looking for a high temple in the dark place of Nan, and staying under Yan when the lychees are red.

Boil pigs and race dragon temples in Kipou, beat drums and hang sails in Shatou.

How can I remember the mere traces of the past, only Zhengchen is still full of clothes.

3. "In the Mountain"

Era: Song Dynasty Author: Fang Yue

There is no elder's car in the lonely gate, so you can live in a deep and cozy place.

Flowers can look like red and white brocade, but mountains can be as green as paintings.

The crane bone government should be preceded by the dog and the horse, and the young and grandsons are not able to distinguish between the dragon and the pig.

4. "One Hundred and Two Stanzas"

Era: Song Dynasty Author: Shi Shaotan

This lamp is very popular.

Without a reason, it is difficult to propose.

The three sages and ten sages see like blind people, and the mustard dogs and mud pigs light up and move the earth.

We blow out the darkness and walk in the dark, but the lamp is under your feet.

5. "Thirty-one Ode to the Ancients"

Era: Song Dynasty Author: Shi Yue

The Mingyue Great Compassionate Courtyard is wrapped in a cage, and the iron-walled mountains are all broken open .

Pig head, elephant trunk, black clam fish gills.

The stone man touched his palms and laughed, and the cold mountain was found on the rooftop.