Write a composition about the author "I am a person" with "Lao Wang" as the content.

I am a very serious person! But the more serious I am, the funnier the joke is!

Like when I was in kindergarten. Once the teacher asked me, "What does Honghong want to be when she grows up?" As soon as I finish. The teacher burst out laughing. I still don't know why.

Another time, the teacher asked us to go home and do what we could. So, when I got home, I took out my father's slippers and washed them carefully. After washing, I blew it carefully with a hair dryer and finally washed my father's slippers! You can't wear it now.

This is a little joke I played when I was a child. Recently, I played an earth-shattering joke! Let me tell you something!

I wrote a beautiful composition this time to praise the teacher. First of all, I chatted with the teacher first, got to know about it, and then wrote it myself; Then mom and dad changed, and so did the teacher. Finally, I copied it again. After this multi-layer process, a fresh and delicious composition came out! After I handed in my composition, I looked forward to it day and night, hoping that I could finish reading it and think about it all day.

Finally, the opportunity came. This is a composition review lecture. The teacher distributed many books. Let me see, 98 points! What a shocking score!

I concentrate! Two bright eyes stared at the teacher and sat up straight, suggesting that the teacher told me to get up and read the composition. But the teacher asked many students to come up to read the composition and comment! Even my whole life has been invited, but I have not been invited! I'm completely disappointed. Just as I was about to sob in a low voice, the teacher suddenly ordered me! As soon as I heard this, I stood up and stared at the book. Originally, my topic was "Teacher, you are my mother". As a result, I was so excited that I read "teacher, I am your mother!" "

The students burst into laughter and laughed into a pot of porridge. But my mind is blank at the moment, and I don't know what everyone is laughing at. The teacher asked for a long time before greeting him. The teacher came up to me and said, "Don't panic! Don't panic, it's starting again! Come again! "

"Don't panic, don't panic!" I answered stupidly.

"Ahem! Teacher, I am your mother! "

"Ha ha ha ha" the whole audience laughed, and everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't sit up or straighten their backs!

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Why am I so serious and make so many jokes?