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What other popular northeast dialects are there in China, such as "Fudge"?

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One word: Meng.

Soil and water are the same. Different regions, different customs, people's behavior is also very strange. For some people, there are one or more sayings such as chatting, telling stories, cutting mountains, telling stories and making up lies. The words used are very regional. When a stranger comes here, he is confused and jokes. Northeasters have an adjective called fudge. Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei's essay Kidnapping is a classic interpretation of the meaning of deception, that is, the meaning of deception.

Fudge is not an old word, I mean it is used in the mouth of the northeast people. In the past, it was arrogant to talk and do things, with no boundaries and no boundaries, which made people irrelevant or had no bottom in their hearts. Because people in Northeast China are real and have never seen much of the world, they all call their doubts about new things vernacular. Anyone familiar with the Northeast knows that people in the Northeast have doubts about what you said, and they immediately proudly reprimanded them: blind fucking vernacular.

The emergence of the word "fudge" has not been specifically studied. Probably after the reform and opening up. Northeasters are good at this. They never stick to old ideas and are willing to follow new things. Suddenly one day, some people say that vernacular Chinese is a fool. People think that fools are better, smoother, deeper and more culturally meaningful than vernacular Chinese, so fools float to the northeast like spring breeze and become the simplest, most capable and most affordable word to judge the quality of personnel in Northeast China.

I know a man named Mickey. He often goes to see a colleague of mine. They seem to have known each other for a long time. My colleague was in a bad mood at that time. He has been a clerk for 9 years, and he can do whatever he wants with his ability and experience, but he is stubborn. The leader doesn't like it. Mickey's appearance solved the problem of staff hanging dragons for him. According to colleagues, Mickey has a lot of contacts, so you have to respect him. Colleagues seem to have found a savior, and there is piety in the voice of Mickey on the phone. Mickey also has a pie. He came to the office without looking at us, striding in like nobody's business, openly saying that those people we only saw on TV were short parents, and even he knew who had diarrhea today. I was thirsty and suddenly directed my colleague who was listening with tears to get a glass of water. Gulp, gulp, dry the water, smack your lips, give me a cigarette, and then continue to chat with my colleague 2 yuan Bao.

Mickey basically comes to the office every other day. At noon, his colleagues invited him to a restaurant. He stopped drinking at noon with a wave of his hand. Is there no canteen? I have also experienced life at the grassroots level, so I should enjoy it with the people. A few days later, we all saw Mickey's doorway and told our colleagues not to talk to him again. Colleagues are also very puzzled and hesitate to say it again and again. Maybe everyone is very strange. Colleagues say that we are not good at persuasion, and we just hope that our colleagues will not be fooled.

One day, we saw Mickey talking to the new director in the corridor. He still seems very close. We are all impressed. When we went back to tell our colleagues the news, they almost cried. A few days later, the new director held a meeting and praised his colleagues at the meeting, saying that such people should be used well. A few days later, my colleague really mentioned the section chief, and he generously thanked Mickey. One day, the director came to the office and said to his colleagues, I really didn't know you were the director's nephew if Xiaomi hadn't told me. Please give my regards to the director when you have time.

Look at this. This is a modern version of surprise.

Northeasters like joking, just like others. Perhaps it is a specialty of this black land and an essential habit of the Northeast people. The word fool can be found everywhere. My son reported a good thing to his father. His son spoke in high spirits. After that, he waited for his opinion. His father was dissatisfied and said, don't mess around? Dad will be happy to say, what a fucking fool! The same is true between friends. You invite him to dinner, he will say, fool me! In other words, are you kidding? Really. When I arrived at the restaurant, the inviter proudly said, I'm not kidding you! The invited people laughed and punched each other and said, big idiot! Northeasters are like this. If you are from the northeast, after reading this article, you will pout, bow your head and say with a smile in your heart: What a fool.

The Burden Point in Crosstalk-Laughing at the Audience

A complete collection of crosstalk terms

Live joke

A work-a joke

Live performance-performing jokes

Imitate the dialect of burden laughter

Hanging down-rearranging skin thickness-is not easy to understand

Thin-skinned-the code was easy to understand before-hurry up

After the code-read slowly-stop.

Head pestle-throw money pestle-give money

The pestle-trust if you want money-is just right.

Huang Tiao.-Out of tune.

Reading-not good

Make the facial expression slam into the head-sound

Round stick-attract the audience

Bear the burden-laughing audience

Mud-the effect is not good.

Out of the way-there is a problem.

Draw lots-some spectators leave

Open the floodgates-large crowds leave.

Save your son and make him smart.-I know.

Couple Spring-Crosstalk

Single spring vertical crosstalk

Liu Huo-A joke about learning to sing.

Sea-big, a lot.

A little bit.

Tough business-making more money

Brochure-script book

Wake up, wake up-wake up

Sliding contour-interesting words

Chunchun-crosstalk

Lie down-laugh!

Blunt explosion, poor effect

Get up-the audience is gone.

Sharp plate-beautiful face

Leave Sue.-Cry

You are hungry.

Read and chew-didn't eat

"Opening the door"-that is, "talking"-also played a role in attracting audiences in the old days.

"Meat mouth"-old swear words.

"Consigning an image on a commission basis"-a double-reed term. Behind the rap, the front face learns its movements.

"Dump the ground"

Before liberation, when performing cross talk, it was located in temple fairs, markets and streets. The actors performed on the flat ground, and some people rented tables and stools from the audience to sit on. According to the venue, the art of "falling to the ground" can be divided into three categories: the first category is equipped with shade sheds and benches; There is only one bench in the middle; There are no inferior facilities.

"Year after year"

Old crosstalk terms. No audience or very few,

Year of fire "

The old crosstalk term refers to a large audience.

"Pick a cage"

In phonological jargon, those who talk about cross talk are somewhat similar to the singer's "follow the bag", but they are not exactly the same. The "heel bag" contains a corner boot bag, a suitcase with Baotou utensils, pots and pans in the drinking water field, etc. This is specially used to wait at the corner. Dressing backstage and drinking on stage are all jobs of "heel bag". Although the "cage picker" also carries a suitcase, there are props for cross talk, folding fans, handkerchiefs, bamboo boards for singing Taiping lyrics, awakening wood, drinking pots and bowls, etc. But you don't have to wait, dress and drink. People who "pick cages" should not only do all the chores of the performance, such as cleaning the venue, setting stools, fetching water and collecting money. , but also to "boss" Master, or hug or tease him, or "cushion" when Master says he is tired, tell a joke, have a stand-up comedy, or sing Taiping lyrics.

"palm rotation"

In the old society, the kind of person who called the wind and rain on the cross talk stage was called "Zhang Xuan", which was jargon. People who wander the rivers and lakes are called "Xuan", and Beijing studies "learning".

The special word for "Tiaoliu" is "Jilaibao".