Tell the funniest joke.

Laugh at Chinese dictation in the college entrance examination (laugh at many people! ) the college entrance examination, and after the college entrance examination, it is the senior high school entrance examination ... There are various questions and answers. I really admire today's students, who are free-thinking and unrestrained, which is quite different from our routine at that time, hehe. Look at the fill-in-the-blank questions in a group of Chinese test papers-1. _ _ _ _. The student replied: I will never regret taking off my clothes (the correct solution is "my clothes are getting wider and wider", which I admit is my brain's problem). 2. How can I know so much about the canal? _ _ _ Students answer: There is a clear spring in my heart (the correct answer is "flowing water comes from the source". After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayfly shook the tree, and _ _ _ replied that it did not move (the correct answer was "ridiculous overreaching"). Quietly, wonderful, very in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The villain is favored (directly fainting) 6. The poor are alone, _ _ _ Student A: The rich have wives and concubines (positive solution: reaching the top to help the world) 7. _ _ _ _ _ _, everyone in the world knows Jun Student A: As long as it seems. _ _ _ _ Student A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ (I guess it's not as simple as grinding into needles) (the correct solution is "but his love for three thousand is concentrated on one person") 9. Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, Student A: It's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another student A: Both husband and wife go home (the correct answer is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn") 10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, classmate A: There is another classmate fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person. 1 1.__, and the scum's wife won't go to class. A: Married husbands don't go to bed (the Chinese teacher is angry! ) 12. I hope people live long. _ _ _ Student A: A meeting lasts forever (I laughed hysterically at that time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * Chanjuan") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse. _ _ Student A: Climbing turtle by the river in Dongcun (right) 14. I suggest that god stand up again. _ _ _ Student A: God yelled at me three times. _ _ _ _ Classmate A: Show magical powers at a critical moment, and another classmate A: Mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs without image) 16. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ classmate a: people don't waste their youth! (The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round, I don't hate it" and Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song") (The other sentence is "The right path in the world is vicissitudes") 17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct answer is "a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. At the end of the semester. The first couplet is the hero of the work, and the couplet of junior high school students is: I have the rich charm of 19. Bitter pills may have wholesome effect. _ _ Student A: You are a fool if you don't eat. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ Student A: It's just that you have died in order (ending: the teacher stayed to talk to the birds after the parent-teacher meeting ...) 20. The foot of my bed is so bright, _ _ Student A: Li Bai is asleep. Positive solution is "visible") 22. _ _ _, fly into the homes of ordinary people A: Kangjia Cuisine Bar TV 23. Wine luminous cup, _ _ A: There is a lot of money. _ _ _, pedestrians on the road want to kill souls. The representative work of first-year students: ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night 25. There is also a test of Tao Yuanming's "five buckets of rice can't be folded." The classmate filled in "Give me six barrels" ... 26. The old man is as old as the old man. _ _ Student A: Wife, my wife and a man's wife (the teacher later said that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha) 27. I thought that in those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse. _ _ Student A: You see, now, he is obsessed with hitting people (the correct solution is to "gobble up Wan Li". _ _ _ "Student A: It tastes the same (both the invigilator and the principal outside laugh) 29. The junior high school students are right, "climb the mountain to climb the city", _ _ _ "Student A: I went to the hotel to put my young lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot) 30. If the relationship is long-lasting, Student A: It should be time for them to get married. _ _ _ Classmate A: There are many kinds of flowers in Proud. 32. Books are used, but few people hate them. _ _ Classmate A: There is not enough money to spend by the end of the month. 33. If a day is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ Classmate A: People are sentimental and die young (the correct answer is "no hate for a long time") 34. No one has died in life since ancient times. _ _ classmate a:. Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ "The student replied: Sorry, I DONT't know ... (The correct answer is" green manure, red skinny ") 36. I once tested a sentence by Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan." The student replied: He stuck a knife in me. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "The door for people to go in and out is locked, _ 38. There is always love in Qian Shan. _ _ Student A: Can I have an extra copy? The teacher approved a sentence: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not acceptable. ) 39. There was a monthly exam in the first year of high school, and the last sentence said, "Go out with a smile. (Correct answer) Is my generation Artemisia? "Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving. "Some people write mud raw lotus root; Some people are even more unique, and it says: Heroes in Gone with the Times 40. Ask how much you can worry about. _ _ Student's answer: It's like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...")