Every little joke is funny.

1, there is a beautiful female colleague who is a little arrogant and doesn't care about anyone. We are all secretly saying that such people can't practice. Sure enough, not long after, the boss came in person: "Pack your things and don't come tomorrow." Faced with this result, I can't help but give her some advice: "Well, it's better to be gentle when you change companies next time, and don't always look arrogant." This will not work. "She wondered," why should I change companies? My uncle will let me rest tomorrow and follow him on a business trip the day after tomorrow. "Don't mention how embarrassed I was.

2. I rested at home that day and was pulled by my wife to do housework. It's a mess because I haven't done it before. The wife said angrily, "Look at all these stupid things you have done. Can you be serious? " I retorted, "You can't watch me do something wrong. Look what I did. " My wife took my advice and looked around and said, "Look at what you have done. Can you be serious? "

3. Visiting patients in a mental hospital. Several lookout patients are studying around a wall. I was curious and asked the doctor, "What are they doing?" Doctor: "Oh, they said there was a door. There are many sweets in the door. They are all studying how to open the door? " Then I found that there was another patient who didn't follow the class, but stood outside and watched others busy. I went up curiously and asked, "Why don't you study how to open the door?" The man told me secretly, "I have the key." Don't open the door until they leave. "