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this is me
As a junior high school student, I look average, dress average and get average grades. I can only describe myself as "average". But my character is kind, generous and sometimes naive.
After class this day, I had nothing to do, so I watched Baiyangdian Chronicle. At this time, Song slapped me, which made my face white. He said, "Hey! Can you buy me a packet of spicy films? I'll give you a sports car fee! " Suddenly, I really believed that person.
I bought what he wanted, and he asked strangely, "Do I need you to help me with my shopping?" Boy, I was cheated like this!
Another time, I went to physical education class and a classmate fell down. I helped him up and looked at his injury. Oh, my god What a big place! The PE teacher came up to me quickly, sat my classmates down, checked his injury, frowned and said, "It's broken." The students all gathered around, shouting, and some were still laughing. With great effort, I took the initiative to carry this classmate and teacher to the clinic to clean up. Hey, I'm exhausted!
The teacher has been asking us to do good deeds. And I, as a good man, was cheated; Do good, but also suffer. I swear I will never do good again, but when someone needs help, I just can't help it!
Don't guess other people's intentions and don't care about your own efforts. In the face of things, I never think too much about the bad, and always do it with my heart. This is me, a unique person in the world.
This is me, with big eyes and a pointed oval face. This is me, an ordinary but extraordinary girl. I have many advantages: I help others, and I help whoever is in trouble. I love labor, I am not afraid of hardship and dirt ... but I also have a bad habit, that is, I love making trouble, so my mother often says, "You are all right, but you are too fond of making trouble."
Once, my cousin came to my house to play. Seeing my cousin so happy, I had a bad idea in my heart. The more I thought about it, the more proud I became, so I quickly started decorating.
I moved a stool to the ground and put some glue on the chair. All right! Now everything is ready-just the east wind, haha! I called my cousin and said to him, "Come, sit down, and my sister will get you a coke!" " ""good! " My cousin sat in the chair excitedly, and I couldn't help laughing secretly. I sneaked into the kitchen as fast as I could and took out a coke bottle. "Ah, what should I put in it? Hey! Got it! "I poured a big bottle of soy sauce into the bottle, then added salt, vinegar, chicken essence ... and finally put some pepper. Ha ha! This is enough for him. I covered the bottle cap, walked out of the kitchen and handed the "Coke" to my cousin. My cousin excitedly took the bottle, just drank a little and then opened his mouth and spit it out. He burst into tears and stood up, but his ass stuck to the chair and could not move. This will make me happy. Who knows, as soon as my mother heard my cousin crying, she came over and took a look, only to find that I was naughty again and severely criticized me. As for me, of course, I can't help writing a review.
This is me, a little girl who helps others and loves to work but loves to make trouble.
This is me. Although I am in the boundless desert, I am just a small grain of sand. In the vast sea, I am just a drop of water, and in the boundless night sky, I am just a little star. There is only one figure left in the vast sea of people.
I am who I am, the unique me. Although I am ordinary, I am not outstanding among many girls. A row of ear-length short hair is nothing special. However, my personality is very special. I don't like quiet and noisy. I like to be noisy in silence and quiet in the noise.
My hobbies are badminton, Go, chess, sketching and calligraphy.
I am a little stubborn and a little strong, but as before, I have been following me with a little childish innocence. Naivety is my nature. I don't want to be bound by some so-called etiquette. I'm still free.
My childhood has passed, and I have become a teenager, completing the first change in my life, but I am still competitive. I don't want to be a small sand absorbed by the wind or a dewdrop evaporated by the sun.
I am me, a simple, strong, stubborn and kind girl. I am kind and naive, but I also have some shortcomings. Naughty is my specialty. This is me. This is me, an ordinary and ordinary girl. I hope I can go up a flight of stairs in this new group. I am an easy-going person, and I hope I can get more friendship. In the remaining three years, I will experience ups and downs with my new classmates and grow up step by step.
I, an ordinary girl, am simple, persistent and a little competitive.
This is me. I am eight years old and in grade three. I have a head like an apple, two eyes like black grapes, and a chubby face under them. It's so cute.
I am introverted, like painting, like raising small animals, and especially like reading books. I have many story books and popular science books. Every time I finish my homework, I will take a book and read it with relish. Every time I eat, my mother will come up to me and say loudly, "bookworm, it's time to eat." I called you five or six times! " I reluctantly put down the book.
I'm curious. There are always endless questions. Sometimes my mother gets tired of asking one question after another and says to me, "Go to the book and find the answer yourself." The teacher once said a famous saying: asking a question is more important than answering a question. Am I smart enough to ask so many questions?
However, I have one shortcoming, that is, I am too slow. I am always half a beat behind others in doing the same thing. My mother calls me a "slow tiger". I remember a math class in grade two. As soon as the teacher finished his homework, I began to write, but half of my classmates handed in their homework after I finished writing two questions. After class, most students are finished. Finished, just want to go out to play, the bell rang again. Alas, it was my procrastination in doing my homework that hurt me! I will definitely get rid of my bad habits.
This is me. Do you want to make friends with me? Then contact me quickly!
This is me. My name is XX, and I am a big fat man, because I weighed 94 Jin when I was nine years old.
Although I am fat, my brain works well. In math class, I will solve all the problems. I always raise my hand first when others are thinking hard.
I am a persistent person. Last semester in grade four, the PE teacher gave us a long jump exam. I jumped for the first time and my score was only 1.39 meters. The onlookers laughed at me for jumping close. From this day on, I will go to the playground to practice long jump after class. "There are many good things to grind." In another sports long jump test, I jumped very hard and jumped1.74m, ranking fifth in my class and 39th from the bottom.
I like reading books very much. Especially the Naughty Ma Xiaotiao written by Aunt Yang. As long as you get a good book, you can read it from 9: 00 pm to 1 1, and you have to be urged by your mother countless times before going to bed.
I am self-motivated and patient, but sometimes I am impatient; I am smart, but sometimes I am confused; I'm generous, but sometimes I'm stingy.
This is me, a unique boy.
This is my 6 optimism, enthusiasm and cheerfulness, naughty and lovely, and I am such a little boy.
My dream is to be a singer, so I pay great attention to details, that is, dressing up. If someone speaks ill of me, I won't advise. Sometimes I dream of singing and dancing on the big stage. My favorite song is DJ in Song Like. Once at home, I was singing while taking a shower. My mom said I was crazy, and my dad wiped it and said nothing. As long as you sing carefully, you can sing well. If you sing indiscriminately, you can't sing at home in the future. Hearing this sentence, I feel my father is like a musician.
Once, I went to a singing contest. When the host read my name, I felt very nervous and scared. I thought it was over. What should I do when it's my turn? Finally, I came on stage. As soon as the music was played, I recovered my calm. My classmate shouted, come on, come on. When I started singing, I sang loudly. I imagine taking a shower and singing at home. After singing, I shouted, thank you, I hope you will support me!
! Finally, when awarding the prize, the host read that the first place was ... and the second place was Luo Yaobao. I was shocked at that time. No, it's my first time singing and winning an award.
When I got home, I said to my father, "Dad, you said I won several prizes." Father replied, "If you win more prizes, you have to win a commemorative prize." You said the same thing about me. You don't believe in my strength. Finally, I showed my father the certificate. Oh, not bad, dad said. I will attend then. Take it back to the first prize. All right! I said.
This is me, nervous and scared to the end!
This is me. Who is that sensitive and persistent happy boy? Of course it's me.
Whenever I get up in the morning, my hair is always messy, because it is bangs. I can only comb my hair after breakfast. But I also like to comb my hair. Sometimes, I tilt my hair to the right, sometimes I tilt my hair to the left, and sometimes I comb my hair vertically. This is my personality characteristic of pretending to be handsome.
Another feature of mine is that I love reading. Once my father bought me a set of books called Naughty Ma Xiaotiao. I simply looked at it and found it interesting, so I looked at it with relish, as if six hours had passed in a blink of an eye. Suddenly I accidentally dropped the book, and I came to my senses. I looked at my watch. "Ah, it's seven o'clock." I cried. This is me. I can't stop reading.
My hobby is badminton. Once, my father and I played badminton in the community. I said to play for a while, and dad agreed. It took us two hours to get home.
I am who I am, sensitive, persistent, lively and happy.
This is me. My name is He, and I am 13 years old this year! I am a mouse, and my mother made up a two-part allegorical saying to describe me: the mouse in the middle of the night is active. I have short hair, and the most distinctive thing is my eyes. It's strange that one is single and double, the other is small and the other is big.
My advantage is that I am generous. As long as my classmates borrow something from me, I will always lend it to him without hesitation. I have many shortcomings, the biggest one is carelessness. I always lose a lot of wrong marks in every exam. I remember that in a clip art competition, we were far ahead, but I didn't pay attention when I stuck it, which caused my sticky foot to fall off, so the first place passed me by.
I have many hobbies, such as painting and sports ... My favorite is sports, and I have won many prizes in the school sports meeting. In all sports, my long jump performance is the best, whether standing long jump or bunker long jump, I am always among the best, so I became a sports committee member.
This is me, an active me, a careless me, a sports me. Although I have many shortcomings, I believe that through my efforts, I will be able to turn my shortcomings into advantages.
This is my 9 hello, my name is Wu Yunchao. I have big ears, two eyes as bright as marbles, a round head and dark skin, so my classmates call me "black loach".
I like music and sports, and dancing street dance is my hobby. Hip-hop is more than just a sport. For me, it has taught me to be brave. I was afraid to try before. After learning hip-hop, I am full of confidence in everything I do.
I have a bottomless belly. At home, my parents call me "dim sum". Why did I get such a title? It all started on the night of my ninth birthday. We went to a famous restaurant for a buffet, and my uncle encouraged me to say, "Be sure to get the money back!" " "
I walked around the restaurant and suddenly I saw my favorite steak. I ate six steaks in one sitting, which set a new record for our family to eat steak, two ice creams and some pasta. Seeing this, do you think I can eat especially?
This is me, greedy me! This is me, I love music! I hope I can show myself better every day!
This is me, 10 me, the original me, me, the real me. There is no clever mind of a great scientist, and there is no courage to practice like an astronaut. I have my personality, and I have my hobbies. -inscription
Me, triangle eyes, arch eyebrows, oval face, that's all. Yes! I forgot, there is a conspicuous mole on my mouth. People say this mole is in a bad position, but I don't think so.
It can be said that I am used to my own personality. My character is not as elegant as a girl's. On the contrary, I am a little careless and stubborn. I remember once, I played with some good friends. Just as we were having fun, I slipped and fell on my back while playing. My arm is bleeding. Several timid girls covered their eyes in fear. Some students also told me, "Go to see a doctor quickly. I was seriously injured. I'm afraid I need some stitches? " This is, someone handed the toilet paper. I put the toilet paper on the wound, pressed it hard a few times, put down my sleeve, and casually said, "Nothing, it's not that serious. Come, let's continue! " Those classmates gave me a worried look, but they didn't say anything because they knew I was stubborn.
My personality can be said to be difficult for some boys to compare. Now, let me talk about my other role.
This is me, 1 1. I am a good boy, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, but my academic performance is average. After careful study, it is still related to my love for God and my long journey. So the teacher always stares at me in class and often talks to me. Every time I feel guilty and make up my mind to correct it, I can do it again in a few days, and even I "hate" myself. Why can't I live up to my expectations?
Teachers and parents, how afraid I am that I will change too late and make you lose confidence in me. If so, how dare I stand in front of my classmates! I am as fascinated by the desire for progress as I am by the joy of success, but I am so lazy and cowardly that I can never beat myself. Seeing other students write that they have ideals and pursuits, but they are extremely ordinary. I really can't write any more, but I still don't want to live up to the teacher's expectations.
I am also an advantage boy. Be curious about things and always want to know the unknown. In addition, I have always respected and admired my elders and teachers from the bottom of my heart. When my parents criticize me for no reason and my teacher is extremely strict with me, I always have a sense of happiness. I'm not afraid of criticism, I'm afraid others don't care about me.
I am an ordinary student. Can you save a place for me among the students you contact and like?
The teacher deeply feels that such a topic is to let you know yourself and examine yourself. I don't care whether the article is earth-shattering, whether the words are gorgeous or not, only whether I can see a real you! After reading I can't watch it anymore, I can't watch it anymore, and my heart is full of feelings. Heart can't be evenly distributed among every student, but it will always leave three feet for children with such souls!
This is me, 12. Hello! My name is Zhi. I 1 1 years old, grade five. I have thick eyebrows, small nose and a smile!
I am a timid person, let me tell you something!
Last Friday, after taking a shower, my mother and I went to the store to play. I was playing computer in the shop, my mother and my good sister went to play, and my father was repairing the car. After more than an hour, they came back. My father had repaired the car, and my mother asked me to buy mineral water. It happened that I was playing computer and fascinated. I didn't hear my mother ask me to buy mineral water, so I turned off the computer. I was very angry. I asked, "Why did you turn off the computer?" . Mother said, "I will be nearsighted if I play so fascinated." I said, "I can do whatever I want. It's none of your business. I quarreled with my mother. Finally, my mother slapped me in the face and ran to the path home in tears. I thought the tree was a bad guy and hit me with a sickle. I thought the cat was a leopard and bit me. I quickly squatted down and shouted to the sky: "Mom and Dad, come quickly! "Fortunately, my father drove behind me and talked a lot when he drove me back to the store. I listened to my father's advice and said to myself that I should apologize to my mother. When I arrived at the store, I apologized to my mother, and my mother forgave me. I am very happy!
This is me who is timid and afraid of the dark and loves to play computer! I hope everyone knows more about me!
This is my 13. My surname is Yu, and my name is. I am a student in an ordinary middle school in Yuhang District, Hangzhou.
There is a word "Xin" in my name, which not only indicates the time when I was born: when the sun just rose, but also indicates that I am changing day by day. I am growing up through constant change and improvement. Not only has my knowledge increased, but my appearance and height have also changed with my age. Speaking of it, I'm 14 years old, and I'm not young, but my happy heart has never changed. I think the so-called "childlike innocence" is probably like this.
The word "Yue" only represents my personality. Just like those kindergarten children who grin every day, I am smiling every day, carefree and happy. This is the most expressed in my life. I won't be angry for two or three days a day, only one or two classes at most. All the unpleasantness will be forgotten, leaving only endless jokes and "full of talents" for me to find happiness. I don't like grandiosity and showing off, I just want to be that happy self.
"Yu" is not only my surname, but also my easy-going personality. As the saying goes, "Yu Yun, Yu Yun, means permission". If someone needs my help, I will not hesitate to agree to his request and help him. I think this should be the most prominent feature of our surname "Yu"!
Yu, Xin and Yue. These three words together are not only my name, but also my character. ...
This is me, 14. Hello! My name is Wang Ziyuan, and I am a monkey. I am eight years old this year.
My hair is black and shiny, and my eyes are watery, which is very interesting. My ears are very sensitive. I can hear voices from a few meters away. I have a glib mouth. This is me.
I am slow. Once, my mother woke me up for school early in the morning, but I pretended to sleep in bed. My mother said, "Don't pretend, I know you are pretending to sleep." I saw that my mother guessed my idea, so I had to get out of bed slowly and get dressed slowly. It took more than twenty minutes to get dressed. Look! I am dawdling.
Another time, I went to eat and played while eating. Finally, everyone else finished eating, and I haven't finished eating yet, alas! I dawdle!
Once again, the teacher asked us to write a composition, and the teacher said, "We can write." The other man picked up a pen and began to write. Watching others start writing, I still sat there thinking and thinking, and finally figured it out. At that time, I saw that others were almost finished, so I wrote it, alas! I am always slower than others. Look! This is me. Do you know me?
This is my 15. I am a lively and cheerful boy. I will never give up halfway because I am very patient. There are many hobbies, such as fighting soldiers, reading messy books, playing military chess and so on.
I am not tall, only 1.52 cm, but I have black hair, bright eyes, sensitive ears, a high nose and a mouth that is not strong in answering. But with the encouragement of the teacher, I began to stutter, which is the cultivation and education of the teacher.
At the beginning, I said that I am a patient person and never give up halfway. Once, my brother and I did our homework at home, and both of us finished our homework. My brother has a car, but if it breaks down, we won't repair it. My brother and I are curious. What's wrong with the car? What parts are there? I took the car apart because of my brother's curiosity. There are many parts and many screws in the car. My brother and I unloaded a lot. My brother has no patience to go out to play. I thought about it at home and unloaded it one by one. Finally, I found that one line was broken. I thought: As long as you have patience, you will succeed. I wrapped the thread with tape. Wow! The car regained its original freedom of movement. I called my brother and said happily, "I have repaired the car." "Let's tighten the screws!" I added that after we settled down, my brother said, "You are really good!" ""Nothing, it all depends on patience. " I said, my brother said, "I want to learn from you. "
This is me, a very ordinary boy, but also very kind.
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