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Erkang's disgusting words in Princess Huanzhu.
Princess Zhu Huan
Erkang's famous saying-Thank God …
"Erkang, how can a broken me save a broken you" (disgusting classic)
Er Kang said to Wei Zi: You hurt, so do I! You hurt, I hurt more!
This is the blind part of Wei Zi in Princess Zhu Huan. Erkang said: "I am your eyes, I am your crutch!" " "
Zhang Tie-Lin said in Princess Zhu Huan: I feel very warm now.
Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "My heart hurts to death!"
Wei Zi said angrily, Erkang ... You have gone too far ~ ~
(... three seconds ... the clock ... passes ...)
Then say shyly, but I really like your excesses.
Wei Zi and Er Kang "... watched the snowy moon with her all night and talked about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. ""I shouldn't watch the stars and the moon with her. I shouldn't have watched it all night. From poetry and songs to philosophy of life, I only watch the moon with you and talk about poetry and songs and philosophy of life. "
Seeing this childhood, my scalp tightened, shivered and got goose bumps. From now on, I will never watch Princess Pearl again.
Wei Zi walked with Gan Long and others as a maid, and had a tryst with Erkang one night on the way. Wei Zi said shyly, "Please don't keep staring at me, the emperor will find out-"Er Kang's face turned red, and I looked at him curiously, wondering what his luck would be like. For a long time, Erkang suddenly said, "It's not easy to say ~ ~"
"Wei Zi, you are so cruel. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,。
Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "Wei Zi, you are so great. I am so touched."
-That's disgusting.
Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you dare to leave you. . . . . . .
Erkang said affectionately, "Do you miss me?"
Wei Zi said shyly, "I don't want to."
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Five seconds later.
Wei Zi: "That ~ ~ I don't want it ~ ~ It's fake!" "
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