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Ask for Xuzhou Xinyi dialect and ask for an explanation.

why did I call you? ?

where are you going to drink? ?

heng something?

when it rains, I'm bored to death?

bring master shou to wash your face, and you want me to get you a pancreas?

why do you shout? ?

bad luck! ! ?

when I was a child, poverty and wool were the land, and these two years have not been good. ?

pancake roll with salt and bean fragrant belt?

I'm a good boy. Get a good tape. Have you ever taken it?

to the nest, to the hammer?

she's out of the house. I have to fill the box and get a box to decorate the zhangmuguo?

you are a few dollars a catty! How can you sell tapes with this plaid? ?

I have a sore neck! ?

why did you shout where to drink and bring my beans to suffocate you?

is it delicious to fry when you know it? ?

Xiong Haizi! I won't give you a knife.

in the morning, I will go out. There's a Xiong Haizi riding a bicycle. How far does the blind thing take me to Hong Kong? It's stuck. My arm hurts. Bear's clothes have also been scraped off the sea. How to drum people and shout?

After that kid hit me, he stuck himself down. Seeing that I was going to chew him, I got up and ran with the cart. I shrugged my car and it was in the harbor, so I couldn't goo it. I laughed: The sea bear is dead! ?

I saw a long worm today, but I was so crooked. ?

how do you say comedy with energy and shouting?

Does my Xinyi dialect beans listen to the howling?

In fact, there are several kinds of beans in Xinyi dialect.

Is Time-gathering dialect different from Gaoliu dialect and Heibu dialect? ?

Hey, bite the dog. You've changed your ways. I won't tear you in half when I come home.

you made me laugh ...?

What do you say, how do you shout ...?

talking in vain?

do you shout?

how can Xiao Biao keep talking and shout?

Look at that sock-pulling wolf. There is a maggot diet in it. If you can't walk with a tree stick, it still twists! ?

catch the horse and set the maggot on the road ~ ```?

I woke up this morning and drank a bowl of thin rice?

is it better to blame yourself for loving the day?

what enemies shouted at you?

which chicken gave tender eggplant (oblique) to the tree in my field in a few days, so I can copy your family with you?

shall I have fried and twisted Chili sauce at noon today?

don't leave the ground alone, don't you get dirty in your clothes?

It's hot at the rice border today, so I have to fan it with a cattail leaf fan:

I can't catch you! ?

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue Xinyi Edition; ?

If you put aside Meitiannuoduo's patience, you can tell me that you have a twisted love, and I still cherish it. Now that I think about it, I regret it. The most painful thing in my life is to fight like this! If God can give me another chance, I will tell her. "I love you, but I can't love you!" If I have to add a deadline to this relationship, Ai Ri is a pretty girl, and I have to love him for thousands of years. ~! ~! ! ?

Early Yidou had a feeling in front of my face. At that time, I was short of brains and didn't tell her at the end. Later, I became a sea bear. The most unpleasant thing in life is to leave the beans here! If God gives me another chance, I will tell her "I love you"! If you let me say a few more words, I will say: You are king, which three cops shout? ?

Xinyi people went to Yunnan Songkran Festival and shouted: Wori Mud Gebi! What a coward! The tour guide explained that this represented a blessing, and Xinyi people shouted: Mud should be my seed! Which one is better than the one who uses boiling water tiger, and its skin has suddenly fallen off.

taste: bitter, salty, fresh and sweet, bitter and spicy, bitter in learning, warm and smelly?

vision: red, black, yellow window, white snow (four tones).

sense of touch: cool in the north, hot in the past, hard, soft in the west and lush.

You see, after the wind blows, it will spread dirt and smoke! ! ?

A mouse is drunk and scolds a cat.

I'm standing here coughing today. Don't you dare touch me. It annoys me to see that your bear is long and the donkey stake is on the ground for nothing. I'll still find half a brick to kill you! ~! ! ?

Ermaitou?

eat feet. eat essence. eat essence. have you eaten too much?

sitting on the bed, foreign oil, matches, sifted taro, red taro?

Do you know how to cut the tape and get knocked down by the flute?

Come on, Ai Niang, I just listened to you talk with your own strange things, and I thought about it all, but I couldn't remember what to say.

on purpose (intentionally)?

Wuzi people (annoying people)?

it's even weirder than feeding?

A: you put it there! I will go to your house to take it with me, and I will see you playing chess with your younger brother, and I will see you stay at home. ?

B: put Xiang in a big shop and take it with you. Let's watch a few people come out of the cow belt, be good, and eat dirt and cigarettes. You're looking for me to be enchanted? ?

A: take a shower? ?

B: fuck me, I won't bear the water, even Hong Kong Meng can't. How can I get there? ?

A: go and shout, and seek the enemy. ?

buy a small chase, turn it over on the vice, take a Buddha's son, bite the bandits and drink it, but one of them didn't catch, and the thorn slipped down and jumped up ~?

my god, gunner?

if you can make a few days' worth of things, you will be able to barter.

1. When I was a child, Hungry Dad said, "I'm a jerk.". I said; "Fight for nothing (don't fight). I'll listen next time". ?

2. when you see a lot of things, say, "miu or (mou) bian (children) is much". (there is no meaning of more sides)?

3. You're out of luck. Stealing eggs to buy congratulations (going to the countryside to get a drum and do business) to see if your mother won't take a knife from "tree sticks", "tree sticks" and "branches" (meaning beating)! ?

I'm so worried! ?

I (fried) my vine "Sister Tortoise" (not yet a cicada) for you to eat, put it in an oil pan and work hard on it. Give the vine as long as it is, with yellow sores on both sides, and smell as fragrant as you want. After eating it, you just want to eat ~ ~ ~ haha?

beigou is a man of his own accord?

now, do you want to wrap the rowed cat?

the wool bag is sixty-nine, and the mold is light and heavy. Will it be?

when Xinyi people go to a foreign restaurant for dinner, they order food in Xinyi Mandarin: dish, chicken with three dishes, (meaning hurry up)?

the boss said: is this dish available?

the customer said: sea monkey building (broken)?

the boss said: no?

When people from Xinyi go to a foreign restaurant for dinner, they order food in Xinyi Mandarin: a plate of rattan and turtle. The waiter said: No. Another point: Is there a choke (a kind of fish)? The waiter said: Sorry,no.. Our Xinyi people said: that sea bear, forget it! The waiter said: there are no sea bears, but garlic! ?

can you catch it?

where can I pickle the dirty belt in the weir?

mother, after dinner, you go to the garden and smash the head to dry. Take a fork and put some sand back.

weird people bring their own ...................................?

why do you shout with laughter? ?

in a couple of days, I'll ride a trailer to find your widow! ! ?

I need to change some Maogezi to take the bus, instead of just riding a rickshaw?

it's great to drive a car. When you drive, you're out of doors! Much faster than riding a car! ?

blind bone twisting?

blind teacher cave?

What's so boring about Xinyi dialect? ?

bellows, pot house, wheat soil?

what are you talking about?

talk nonsense to me for nothing, and embarrass my Xinyi people for nothing?

no matter how hot it is, you can't eat semen and sweat?

Good morning, Kiko, I'm going out. There's a Xiong Haizi riding a foreign car, so I can't see how far it is. It's stuck in place. My swing card hurts. The bear jacket is stuck in the sea, too. What a mumble! ?

which unlucky child just shouted at the post?

don't be Hu Qin?

can you talk and shout? Don't talk about you, but also talk about others shouting? You can shout in your face! ?

why are you yelling so hot these two days, and you have a melon on your body?

You're still handsome with your bare eyes.

Ah, be a good boy! What a pain! ?

I can't stand holding hands around Ganma ~ I can't stand it directly ~ I'd better take a shiny green belt! Can you cry in vain ~?

if you look further,' my bean is going to laugh at the sea ~ ~?

hey, who knows how to sweat?

This little boy, the Magic Man of Miou! ?

these bears are still strange?

I also said my hometown dialect. After that, I went to the West Lake to catch shrimps. ?

your grandmother is a big girl. how can you get rid of you?

ah, the clip is broken, and the meaning is crooked?

how to make people sweat? I told you to stay away and you wouldn't listen! ?

isn't it dirty anywhere?

you're sweating! ?

dried salted beans to eat?

how about an apple?

There's a kowtow in the ground. Take a stick, no, no?

where are you yelling? Why do you talk all the time? Bear, if you don't study hard, you will wait for the sea, and then you will run around and smash your house and plant the land! ?

I feel itchy! You give me chopsticks ~! ?

pull a hair pole and twist the top of my spine ...?

this post is still a classic. I'm bored to see it sink to the bottom, and the bucket sinks to the bottom, and the handle flies again?

darling laughs too much. It's the people of Xinyi, right?

Now Xinyi News of Xinyi TV Station is becoming more and more boring. ?

the roof can lead you to shout. ?

what's easy ~! One of our own ~1 Return the knives ~1 Be a stranger ~! You hurry up and shout ~! Chicken three straps ~! Nonsense, there is something in the ground?

put on your clothes, and you'll catch a cold after eating Beijing bazi.

when the house (on the ground) gets stuck (falls) and walks (has no time)?

an itch (tickle)?

why didn't anyone mention the classic h ā ng hang h m ng hang in Xinyi dialect?

where do you put your hāng hang? ?

if you run again, watch me hang until you don't take the billiard ball. hāng, do you take it ~?

what's the beauty with the peach when Brother La lights a cigarette?

I don't know where to take my drink, but I don't know where to take my mother.

I had dinner, and I don't know which Xiong Haizi gave me a corner, and it hurt. ?

Xinyi is resting in Lianyungang, Xuzhou! ?

what are you talking about? What are you crying for? ! ! ?

oh, my god, did the young lady chase drink all the bandits in my jar?

there are half Shandong people upstairs. Xinyi people talk about water, not bandits?

Some places in Xinyi really say bandits ~?

you head-basher, what are you so excited about? Don't hurry home and swell up ~! ?

No matter where you leave it, as long as you hear someone say that it's my coward to earn even more money, does Ma Zhandou know?

it's a ghost. shall I plane him to death with a hook?

I'm sleepy now-I just want to catch my eye?

milk-headed, you eye strap! ?

oh, son of a bitch, it's getting late, and it's time to salt beans for five days?

you went to tile a dozen catties of soybeans, and pulled two dung machines on the court to come to 5/5?

five drops of shredded silk, the more smelly the better ~! ?

on Sunday, I ride a rickshaw to the market! Just in time for the wind to blow the dirt and smoke belt! I almost got stuck in a slippery egg mix! On the way, I found a dung ji zi! ?

you don't die! ?

I'm in a bad mood. Can I really scratch it?

Good machine, how can you breathe out of the six-leaf cavity one by one? My head is dizzy, too?

My little girl, how can you be wild?

I'm a hook machine, I'm a Yaowan belt?

how can you get and shout about six industries and eight eating belts! ?