Examples of humorous language in life

1, a family of three visited the park on weekends. Child: "Dad, what kind of tree is this?" Dad: "I don't know." Child: "Dad, what kind of animal is this?" Dad: "I don't know."

Child: "Dad, what kind of bird is this?" Dad: "I don't know." The bored mother said to the child, "Don't ask!" Dad: "Don't hinder the children from asking questions. Your child should be a knowledgeable person! " ?

2. An old man was hospitalized and was critically ill several times. Late at night, everyone was really sleepy and fell asleep. The nurse woke up the next morning and shouted, "Mom, I overslept and forgot to change the infusion bottle!" " "The doctor also shouted," oh, my god! I overslept and forgot to give first aid. The family also woke up: "Mom! Are you still alive without changing the intravenous drip and giving first aid overnight? "At this moment, there came a gloomy voice:" Mom, I overslept and forgot to be heady. " ?

3. The geese fly south, forming a "one" for a while and a "person" for a while. I want to cry, even these stupid birds are laughing at my being single. ?

4. Walking with a buddy last night, a dog suddenly rushed out. I bit him. The buddy glared at the dog and yelled at the dog: "You bit your dad!" I am completely speechless. ?

5. The history of the senior high school entrance examination, the modern history of China, and three major events in China 1950- 1985? A god in our class is not good, so we resolutely listed: 1952, my father was born, 1955, my mother was born, 1982, a bolt from the blue, a loud noise, a great man like god, I was born! ?

6. When I was a child, my father posted the famous saying "Read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road" on the wall of the study to inspire our three brothers. My brother became a proofreader under the influence of the first half sentence, my brother became a tramp at home under the influence of the second half sentence, and I became a courier under the influence of the whole sentence.

7. Kaifeng organized a barbecue. Zhan Zhao: I'll handle the meat. Gongsun Ce: I want a barbecue. Dynasty: I want to dip it. Bao Zheng asked cheerfully: What does this house include? Gongsun Ce said, "Black charcoal, of course."