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The Informal Meeting between Li Bai and Chang 'e 3
Seeing the moon in Guanghan Palace in the distance, the little fairy in the sky said, it seems that Fairy Chang 'e is in a good mood tonight.
Chang 'e lost her mind for a moment. After waking up, she asked Li Bai, "What's on your mind?"
Of course, Li Bai can't say that she was stunned by her amazing appearance. In fact, she didn't think of anything.
He said seriously, "I remembered a poem. When will the moon appear in the blue sky? I want to stop for a drink and ask. "
Chang 'e smiled at the smell of her lips. "This is Mr Poetry. It fits perfectly. "
So Li Bai sang another poem, "The white rabbit pounded medicine in autumn and recovered in spring. Who does Chang 'e live with alone? "Do fairies know whose poem this is?"
Chang 'e blushed and said softly, "It's still Mr. Wang's poem. "
She helped the jade hairpin between her temples and smiled mischievously: "But the jade rabbit has been too lazy for nearly a thousand years and has stopped playing medicine."
Li Baizheng was intoxicated by Chang 'e's shyness and playfulness, and suddenly a gruff congratulatory message reached his ears. "Small moths, of course, is my neighbor. Where did you come from, you sour scholar? "
Li Bai was so scared that he almost threw the cup away. Is this the tree cutter? Sure enough, there is no culture. Vulgar. Vulgar. Li Bai lamented.
A big smile appeared on his face: "This must be WU GANG's brother, right? Nice to meet you, Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai. "
"Nice to meet you, my ass. What kind of fairy are you, dare to come here and run wild? " WU GANG bash elbows cold.
The fairy Chang 'e frowned. "Brother WU GANG, this is my guest."
This Wu Gang is really not cute at all. Chang 'e stared at WU GANG with 10,000 words "Go away" in her eyes. The meaning is too obvious. She just missed WU GANG's face.
WU GANG glanced at Li Bai bitterly and went back to cut down trees. After all, I have been chasing Chang 'e for thousands of years, and there is no hurry at this moment.
Never admit that he is actually a little afraid of Chang 'e, who is sometimes a little neurotic. Ahem.
Li Bai watched WU GANG go away, exulting in his heart.
He said to Chang 'e with a happy face, "The fairy has suffered. It is not easy to face such a vulgar person every day for a thousand years. "
"Chang 'e ... not bad."
Well, didn't you tell Mr. Wang that she actually enjoyed WU GANG's daily "cursing God instead of cursing God"?
Li Bai lost no time in praising: "The fairy is not only beautiful, but also kind."
Chang 'e added another glass of wine to Li Bai. "Sir, you don't have to call me Xianxian, just call me Chang."
Li Bai said happily, "OK, Chang. Aunt, this osmanthus wine tastes really good. "
"yes. Osmanthus osmanthus wine is famous in the sky. Don't give it away easily. Anyone who wants to drink his wine will have to change to a flat peach. "
"oh? What is the reason? " Li Bai has a polite suspicion on his face, but he is actually curious to death.
Is this osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace really having an affair with the flat peach tree of Queen Mother Yaochi? Ah, bah. Is there really an affair? Bah, feelings, um feelings.
Chang 'e sighed.
"This story is very long. I also learned it by listening to the fairy in the sky. " It is normal to listen to gossip when you are bored. All right.
Li Bai said, tell me quickly.
But she said, "It's boring at night. Chang might as well tell me. "
Chang 'e nodded and said slowly, "I heard that laurel was here before the establishment of heaven."
At that time, there was no jade emperor, and heaven and earth were in charge of God. The Emperor of Heaven waved his hand and said, "This is it. Let's settle down here. I calculated that the feng shui here is very good. " .
So he founded heaven with a group of old immortals. They can easily move things here. But everything is so easy, isn't it boring? So they met a hard stubble, the nail house laurel. "
Li Bai said with a smile, "The osmanthus tree still has a lot of backbone."
"yes." Chang 'e went on to say, "osmanthus trees not only have backbone, but also have great personality.
The Emperor of Heaven wanted to build a heaven, but he refused to give in. The Emperor of Heaven thought about it, but there was no need to be serious with this tree which was older than the old fairy.
So he bypassed the laurel tree and built heaven. As a result, just after the Heaven was built, before the Emperor of Heaven could enjoy the joy of success, a little god ran over and said in surprise, Great, Great ... How did the old tree move ... How did it climb so high? ...
The emperor of heaven was confused by the incoherent and upside-down words of the little fairy, and shouted angrily, fart quickly!
So after the fairy farted, wait for a while. God ... God's adult ... went to see ... God covered his nose and flew to heaven.
At first sight, I almost fell from the sky. I saw a laurel tree growing in the middle of the temple of heaven, and the place where the emperor should have been put was occupied by the roots of the laurel tree. "
"Ha ha ... ha ha ..." Li Baixiao on striking table.
"Laurel, it's very interesting." Li Bai thought, that's what I like.
He asked again, "Then what?"
Chang 'e couldn't help laughing. "The emperor was so angry that he stood in the sky and scolded the laurel tree for three days and three nights. Laurel didn't even fart on him.
In the following days, several old immortals visited Laurel every day, sometimes cursing him endlessly, and sometimes earnestly persuading him. But he took root there, and he won't leave.
People are discussing, this is not a thing. The Emperor of Heaven gave an order that no one could sleep well unless the tree was removed. He knocks on doors every night.
The old immortals are very helpless. This heavenly emperor is really bad taste. Everyone is racking their brains for a good sleep.
Finally, a little fairy secretly raised her hand.
Who, you raised your hand? You have an idea, don't you? Come on, stand up and talk.
The little fairy stood trembling among a group of old immortals. People are surprised, alas, I have never seen you before.
The fairy said, yes, yes, I was born 300 years ago and I was still very young. It's normal for old fairies not to see me.
Someone asked, oh, where were you born?
The fairy said, I was born on the moon. My name is Yue Shao.
They asked again, Yue Shao, you just raised your hand. Is there any way to move laurel?
Yue Shao smiled confidently when he heard this. Some of them, when I took action, the laurel tree kept it.
Say that finish, Yue Shao drew a red line between the eyebrows and flew to the sky. Everyone waved goodbye to him, Yue Shao, come on! "
Li Bai was surprised and asked, "Did you finally succeed this month?"
Chang 'e sighed. "It worked. Yue Shao went to Yaochi in Tianhou first. There is a beautiful flat peach in the Yaochi. Her branches and leaves are bright green like jasper. Don't tease her, Pan Taoer, you are so beautiful.
Flat peach smiled shyly, thank you. Unfortunately, there are fewer months. If you have another bracelet as beautiful as the sunset glow, it will be beautiful.
Flat peach son quickly asked, where is this bracelet? The moon smiles less like a crescent moon. I know.
He drew a red bracelet and said, Here you are, Flat Peach.
Pan Taoer was overjoyed and immediately put on her bracelet. Yue Shao said goodbye to her.
But he did not return to the moon.
He went to heaven again.
Guishu looked at the delicate fairy seedlings in front of her eyes, closed her eyes and continued to dream, and didn't bother to look at him.
Yue Shao sat next to him and said, alas, I recently fell in love with a little fairy, and she ignored me at all.
Laurel opened her eyes and sneered, with your thin arms and legs, which fairy can look at you blindly?
Don't be angry, that's better than you. I don't know how many years I've lived, and I haven't even talked about love. The laurel is angry. Who do you think has never been in love?
Let me talk about you. I see you haven't even opened flowers. What a waste of a tree.
Guishu was speechless.
Yue Shao patted the trunk of the osmanthus tree in comfort. Don't be sad. I will give you something that will bring you good luck in your marriage. So the brush turned into a beautiful bracelet like a sunset glow and gave it to the laurel tree.
Guishu threw the bracelet aside in disgust and said, I don't want this kind of thing for women to wear. YueShao snorted and walked away.
Laurel saw that he was gone, so he moved a vine and rolled a bracelet, and secretly put it on his hand.
Yue Shao hid in the dark clouds and saw this scene, laughing almost constipation. "
Li Bai was surprised and said, "A red bracelet as beautiful as the sunset glow. Not less this month ... "
Chang 'e nodded heavily. "Well ... he is the old man who later took charge of the marriage between heaven and earth."
"How did the osmanthus tree fall into this situation today?" Li Bai asked.
This is not a "thousand knives" of folk swearing, it is really a thousand knives, and there are more than a thousand knives.
Li Baiguang felt a chill when he thought of WU GANG's rough figure and dark axe.
Chang 'e took a sip of wine and said, "Since Gui and Pan Tao put on the bracelets given by Yue Shao, they have often met in various places in heaven, such as Tianhe, Yaochi, platform and Xia Yunting.
Over time, we were inseparable. At this time, no one will scold us, but who will persuade us. Just after Pan Taoer said a word, the osmanthus tree moved to Yaochi.
Heaven has finally returned to its rightful owner.
The heavenly emperor was relieved, and the old immortal could have a good sleep, so Yue Shao was in charge of the marriage of the Heaven and Earth Society. Everyone is very happy.
Unfortunately, how can things in this world be so perfect?
That year, the flat peach tree also blossomed, and after the flowers withered, small flat peaches grew.
However, at this time, Guishu unfortunately hit the son of the Emperor of Heaven, who is now the Jade Emperor.
The jade emperor cried and ran to his heavenly father to complain and ask for protection.
The Emperor of Heaven is angry. This old tree used to bully me, but now it bullies my son. I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
So he said, Laurel, get out of here, go to the moon and leave me alone.
The laurel tree is also a grumpy one, saying, God, you are being unreasonable. Your son bullied me, flat peach. If you don't educate your son, I will help you.
God said, I am unreasonable today. Can you get out?
Laurel certainly wouldn't do that.
The Emperor of Heaven shouted with anger. Don't think I can't cure you.
But think about it, you really can't cure this useless old tree with lightning, fire and knives and axes.
So the Emperor of Heaven hit the flat peach tree with his idea. He said, Lao Gui, will you roll or not? If you don't get out, I'll chop the flat peach for firewood first!
Laurel is angry too, don't you dare! God sneer, you think I dare!
Well, God dares, so Guishu has to compromise, bid farewell to the flat peach silently, and take root and sprout in the shadow of the moon.
The Emperor of Heaven still chased his ass and shouted, If you dare to come back, I will chop down the flat peach tree to death!
Can make the gods in the sky insatiable.
As the years passed, time passed, the Emperor of Heaven fell and the Jade Emperor succeeded to the throne. The owner of Yaochi changed from the Empress Dowager to the Empress Dowager. The immortal in charge of marriage has also changed from young to old, but because the new dogma forbids immortals to fall in love, the old moon palace has also become deserted from its heyday.
The Jade Emperor still remembers being beaten by a laurel tree when he was a child, and every flat peach he ate had bugs in it. He was very angry.
So when WU GANG, who broke the dogma, was taken to the main hall, he waved his hand and said, Go ahead, take your axe and chop down the old laurel tree, so that you can rejoin the immortal class.
Hearing this, WU GANG was overjoyed and thought it was an easy task. He jumped up and cut down trees happily, so he was very young.
You see, after thousands of years of chopping, osmanthus trees are still like that, and osmanthus wine is getting better and better.
WU GANG's temper is getting worse. "
Hearing this, Li Bai's eyes got a little moist.
He blinked hard and held back. Joke, if Chang 'e sees this, don't laugh at him.
"Alas, this laurel is really ..."
Chang 'e smiled with tears in her eyes.
"Yes, I still owe him a flat peach for this laurel tree."
Li Bai said, "Hey, why did he exchange osmanthus wine for flat peaches? He doesn't need to live forever, nor does he need to live forever. "
Li Bai calmed down, drank the osmanthus wine in the pot, and looked at the sky with a faint fish-belly white.
It's almost dawn.
Li Bai said, "Chang, I should go."
Chang 'e smiled brightly and nodded. "well. Go ahead, sir. "
"Thank you for your invitation. The wine is delicious and the story is good. "
"It is good that Mr Like it. Jade rabbit, send Mr. "
The jade rabbit sitting on the ground whizzed up. Chang 'e wagged her tail to lead the way, went to the window and looked at the moon seriously, but didn't look at Li Bai.
Before leaving, Li Bai picked up a pen and paper, splashed ink and wrote a pair of couplets: I only wish the moonlight shone on the golden urn when Song was drinking wine. Then disappear into the vast sea of clouds.
Li Bai, who is in his sixties, got up from the ground.
He has a headache, a hangover and age make him feel weak.
However, all this is still a dream.
Dispersed
He doesn't feel well. Every day is bleak.
Looking back on my life, I was once in my prime, and my poems were famous all over the world.
Unfortunately, the evening scene is bleak, but many old people are unhappy and wandering around.
Thinking of this, he began to drink again, gulping down. He can't remember how much he drank.
It's getting dark, and the hip flask in the yard is lying in the moonlight.
Li Bai looked at the moon and smiled quietly.
So he came to the lake with a hip flask. Walking with a boat to the middle of the lake.
Li Bai was lying on the boat, drinking and watching the Leng Yue in the sky, letting the water drift with the boat.
He doesn't know.
So I can only continue to drink and read books. "If the ancients are running water today, they will look at the bright moon."
Good poem, good poem, Li Bai smiled, and the poem of the poet is naturally good.
Chang, did you hear that?
Li Bai is really drunk.
He was suddenly surprised to find that there were two moons. There is one in the sky, and there is another looking down. This one looks particularly close.
Li Bai happily reached out and touched it. Does Chang 'e live on this moon?
And Chang 'e of Guanghan Palace had a long sleep after that night.
How long is it?
I heard that I missed a flat peach festival.
For this reason, osmanthus trees are bitter. Climb in from the window of Guanghan Palace every day to see if the fairy Chang 'e wakes up.
"Yutu, is your fairy awake?"
"No. I slept soundly. "
"She still owes me a flat peach."
"Yes, I remember."
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