Who can tell me a joke to make me happy?

The fox walked along the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth, "Let you not wear a hat".

The fox came home depressed and found a hat to wear.

The next day, I met an old wolf and got a big mouth, "Let you wear a hat".

If so, you will be beaten all the time. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

No sooner had I arrived at the tiger's door than I heard the tiger talking in the room.

"You can't always be so unreasonable to hit the fox. The fox came back to complain to me. I can't protect you. At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick.

Next time you see a fox, tell him: Bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, you can call and say I want soap, but who told you to bring washing powder?

Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want to be fat.

If it doesn't end like this, you can hit him, which makes sense to me. "

Hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "Go and find me some clothes."

The fox took his time: Do you want washing powder or soap?

Hearing this, the old wolf, huh? Very good at it. He said, find me a woman.

The fox is still in no hurry: do you want to be fat or thin?

The old wolf flew into a rage and reached out and gave the fox a big mouth.

Let you wear no hat!