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What would you do if you ate a bug?

The treatment method is as follows

1 Freshmen eat bugs: scream loudly.

Sophomore students eat worms: go to the canteen and change a bowl at once.

Junior students eat bugs: pick them out and continue to eat.

Senior three students eat bugs: keep eating if you don't smell them.

People in the canteen saw bugs in the rice: "This high-protein bug comes with the rice, free of charge!" " "

I won't die if I eat one, will I?

3. I killed something

I didn't mean to. Well, I'll pull it out and give it a good burial.

5. You can spray some pesticides into your mouth.

6. Chew carefully and swallow.

7. Swallow half and eat the other half when you have an appetite.

8. Learn from Baye. Worms are rich in protein, which is six times that of beef. Raw food is best. Chicken flavor, crispy.

9. Eat decisively

Wow, Mi Chong comes once in a thousand years. Don't let it get away.

1 1 spit it out and chew it.

12 ... Chew out the worm juice and the skin won't digest.

13 In fact, the landlord had no appetite to eat at noon, and a bug in the table was found by the landlord.

As if the desert saw the oasis, the landlord was overjoyed, in order not to let others find their special hobbies.

The landlord immediately picked up vegetables and worms with chopsticks and put them in his mouth to chew.

Then swallow it with satisfaction and finally say thank you! The children's shoes around me don't know that the landlord ate something other than food.

Even disagree.

After dinner, the landlord returned to the dormitory with a full face of spring breeze, clicked the mouse gracefully, opened Baidu, and found a question in Baidu:

"What would you do if you ate a bug?"

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Ba ye's classic lines: to look delicious, you know, in xxx, you can eat the rest of it, not its head and internal organs; Protein content is x times that of beef; Chicken, actually, I don't really want to eat it; Tastes like. . .

Look, there is a XX. Let's catch it from behind. Turn around and eat. It will taste better if you have time to bake it. Crispy and chicken-flavored.