Jokes and sayings

1, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

3. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

4, low-key! It's the best b show! !

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

8. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

9. Light a cigarette. Smoking is lonely. ...

10, it's not that you don't laugh, you lose your powder when you laugh!

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

16, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

18, I believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

19, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

20. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

24. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.