How to tell a joke that has a low laugh point?

1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change to another one. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He After thinking for a while, he said, "I'll take a look at the globe."

2. A girl is so ugly that she cannot marry and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let’s go, I don’t want the car.

3. 20 years ago, your father held you while you waited for the car. People laughed at your child because he was ugly, and your father cried. . An old man selling bananas patted my father and said, "Brother, don't cry. Give the monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful. He's so hungry that his hair is gone."

4. On the plane, a man A parrot said to the stewardess: "Bring me a glass of water." The pig also imitated the parrot and said to the stewardess: "Bring me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw both the parrot and the pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig: "You are stupid, I can fly."

5. An old farmer was hoeing in the field, and a crow flew over and dropped some shit on the old farmer's face. , the old farmer raised his head and yelled: "Damn it! You don't know how to wear underpants when you go out!" The crow said: "Damn it! You are wearing underpants when you poop!"