Are there any jokes suitable for girls?

1. Xiao Liang is a London tourist who was born in China. One day, he was walking on the road when he suddenly had a stomachache. He finally saw a toilet and ran away decisively, just like him.

He heard two ladies talking outside when it clicked. Liang Xiao immediately tightened her chrysanthemum, and after the voice disappeared. Hurriedly put on his trousers and ran out, but he saw that the ladies were still

Where is it? Just when Xiao Liang was embarrassed, he had a brainwave and said, "Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female!"

2. One day, a monk working in China went hunting in the wild. When he was shot to death, he was finally thrown into the outer court of the Li family by his wild duck. Koryo Moriko climbed over the fence and entered.

As soon as Uncle Li's outer courtyard saw such a nasty person, he knew who it was and shouted, "Didn't you see that this sign says no hunting? Let's go!" Bonzi is arrogant.

Yang Yang shouted: "I shot this duck, you mind me." The farmer said, "He is in China. If you kill it, you will be fined. Come with me. " They argued about it for a long time, and then stick.

Seeing that my uncle was very old, he had a brainwave and said, "Why don't we have a competition?" Without thinking, Li replied, "What did you say about J8 gadgets?" Bonzi explained, "First, I will test you.

You test me again. At this rate, whoever can't hold on will lose. If I win, I'll take the duck away. If you win, I'll keep the duck. Uncle Li smiled contemptuously and said, "Hum, am I not afraid of you?" "

No ". But the farmer said he was too old, so it was only fair to let him take the exam first. Uncle Li has long heard from his grandson about Bangzi and how to bully the brain-dead compatriots in China. Although he has no education,

But I still know patriotism. I just want to take this opportunity to teach him a lesson. Then, with hatred and anger, Chinese Li kicked a stick on his ass with all his strength. The stick is very painful.

He fell to the ground and rolled around, crying and moaning for a long time. At least after more than ten minutes, he barely got up and gnashed his teeth and said, "Look." Uncle Li smiled: "No, I don't agree."

You care. Okay, now you and your partner can go. "

3. Americans, British, China and Japanese chatted together one day. Radish head first said: "Our Bushido spirit is beyond life and death." Americans scoff: "This statement is groundless."

So the Japanese devils put a blooming apple on their heads to safeguard Japan's dignity. Americans walked fifty yards away from the Japanese, thinking that they would lose face if they missed, and then they concentrated.

It was a gunshot and the apple was hit. He proudly said, "I'm Rambo." The Japanese continued to put another apple on their heads. The Englishman turned around and took 70 steps back, and then

Looking back at the moon is a shot and a success. He proudly said, "I'm Dirk." The Japanese deliberately put a small apple on their head and wanted to sell it to China and China.

People came up to him, closed their eyes and shot him, and the radish head was blown up. China people disdainfully said, "I'm sorry. !

If you feel good after reading it, if you are from China, then turn around! This article is original, from: http://www.baoshilong.tk/

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