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List of daily violent plots

0065438+ 0 14 Be brothers in this life and be gay in the next life 0 15 What? Bananas are actually used to eat! 0 16 How can you live without big Diao? 0 17 you grind your younger apprentice (Yao) and brother (Jing)! Master 0 18, are you so sensitive to your Tintin works? 0 19 Emma! Honey, let me explain! 020 wet chest. Are you comfortable with me? 02 1 So Baba, did you marry Ma Ma because you were blind? 022 fucking dad just found an excuse to hit me! 023 wet chest, pick up my stick! Today, I want to make a confession to my gay friends friends. Today, I want to sleep with a noble person! The children's paper nowadays is too (but) really (scary)! I've been ... waiting for a miracle! Do you eat this without a condom? ! It's a pity that 029 is more than ten centimeters wrong! 030 honey, that's enough. I don't want it! 03 1 Touch me again and I will be charged! 032, I've always been human! 033 wife, don't put up with it, call it out! 034 is awesome. It's really awesome! We are going all out with our teachers! No wallet at night! Can you do it or not? 038 being a duck is really interesting, hehe, 039 turns green unconsciously, hehe! 040 I (Qu) love to death (Ni) You (Ma) (Bi) 04 1 Love to the depths of the natural pit 042 Open your legs, and Xiaomi will help you check up. 043 little brother, here is Xiaomi to feed you. Uncle 044, you have a lovely chicken! Brother 045 has money! 046 what are you doing! I am still a genius! 047 ... How long does it take to get a room? I can shoot anything! I'm the best shot! Block 049, eight! You fucking faggot! Let me help you pull it out. 05 1 sister, did you miss it today? 052 DIY girlfriend, can you do it? ! 053 local tyrants charge QB! Is it useful for us to have classes every day? ! 055 summer homework or something, feed it to the dog! I finally understand the mind of the goddess 056! 057 that beauty, then you let me ... 058 Don't listen to SB's 059 Wang Nima, you should be nice to the children of Lao Wang's family next door. Holding a tree feels so full. 06 1 You are the long-lost father! Goddess 062, do it again! 063 IQ is not enough, don't rob a bank. 064 IQ is not enough, don't rob a bank. 065 paternity test 066 big! Still small! 067, how dare you lie to me! ! ! Don't play with idiots This is my wig. Do it! 07 1 That's very generous. Uncle Wang, why are you under the bed? You are really my real mother. 075 had a good time secretly. So you are a healthy person! 077 Chasing you to the ends of the earth 078 Next door Lao Wang 079 Millionaire 080 I can't eat! 08 1 good luck. This is fuller and better. 083 or Xiao Qiang, listen to 084. The world's best diving duo 087 has just found a husband. Uncle, do you have a girlfriend? Don't you know how to dress? I heard that everyone is in the ladies' room! 09 1 Brother, do you think milk tea tastes good? My dream never came true. Will you marry me? You must help me! I cured your wife. 096, take sixty or seventy thousand when you go out. 097, thank you for telling me so much! Ugly people should read more books. What do you want? /kloc-come to me at 0: 00. I'm still afraid of you. 10 1 The price has gone up a little fast recently! Master 102 Please don't play! /Mr. kloc-0/03, do you want to be big or small? 104 My wife asked me out to eat spicy food. 105 A girl came to see me at midnight. 106 How can you be serious? 107 sounds like nothing is wrong! 108 I can help your girlfriend 109 Aren't you afraid your wife will find out! 1 10 wife, I'll get you a glass of water! 1 1 1 I promise I won't kill you! 1 12 wife, I lost my camera. 1 13 Master, I have some questions for you. 1 14 You deserve to be single all your life. 1 15 Honey, do you think I'm pregnant? 1 16 I want to divorce my husband. Boss, please give me another bottle of coke. 1 19 Brother, aren't you lame? 120 dad, I just want a quiet haircut! 12 1 I really can't hold on! 122 what do you mean, the emperor is not in a hurry! 123 Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain? 124 This TM is the reason for your 1 level forced demolition? 125 so this is the imperial doctor! 126 the reason why my parents haven't quarreled for 20 years 127 stop and see you at the school gate! 128 I get scared when I get angry! 129 This is why you harass me! My plane is no ordinary plane! 13 1 How to be a real warm man! 132 Don't worry, I have already killed your enemy! 133 Wang Nima wit cake 134 doctor, am I hopeless? Goddess 135 has changed me a lot! 136 can also make people pretend to be B! 137 It's my fault that I can't speak Mandarin! 138 Ma Ma, I am really your own! 139 mom, the eggs are too hard. Give me a break! 140 impatience is doomed to be lonely for life! I felt so distressed when I first saw you! 142 Never quarrel with an angry girlfriend! You know too much, son! 144 the real reason why the fast broadcast was blocked 145 Wang Nima died of a skill. 146 his wife's belly is getting bigger and bigger because ... 147 Wang Nima ladies' room adventure 148 how do local tyrants drink yogurt? 149 The figure on the balcony in the middle of the night is actually ... Well, you can't touch my sister at 15 152. There are two husbands in bed. What are you ashamed of her? 154 Sister, please put on your pants first. 155 relax. Only in this way can I go in. 156 I hate that people have turned into water 158 Don't touch the smell of others 158 Bad guys return clothes 160. Let's go home and clap together. 16 1 5 yuan, and you took their first time. 162 goddess opens her legs. 163 I have made the bed, and all I need is you. 165 Your home is so big. 166 doing shameful things in the haunted house. 167 change somebody else's pants back. 168 The taste there is so strange. 169 Don't take off people's pants casually. 170 why is there so much white liquid on the bed? +072 This feeling of first love 173 How to test the length of Tintin 174 The correct posture of wearing black silk 175 Dad is really a born actor 176 Can I have that strange disc 177 Ni Mei's pleasant experience of opening a house 178 Big Brother? Someone dreamed of you last night. 180 The new secretary is so open. 18 1 secretly took my sister to the Woods. 182 Wang Nima Zhi Dou underworld. 183 You are disgusting. The "husband" in the bag is 185. Help my husband's son 187. You are a genius. 188. Dad became a rainbow. Yes, 189. How to curse gracefully? 190. I found it on your roadside. Teacher 19 1, please listen to me. 192. guide to the installation of suspension springs 193 can also cure colds! 194 The latest deception of Lake Man 195. Is that why you turned in a blank paper? 196, the ultimate PK 197, the scariest place in the world 198, can I return my girlfriend? 199 have you ever seen such a cold joke? How about the macho man in every country's heart? 20 1 My wife's long trousers are here! Brother 202, your smell is so strong. Every scum's childhood shadow is hard to prevent. The latest method of touching porcelain! Son, whose IQ is this? 206 cups are also divided into men and women! ? Do you know the most meaningful passage in the history of 2008? Mom, what strange things are you doing? Cherish life and stay away from female drivers! 2 1 1 latest research: human beings have actually evolved into trash cans! 2 12 wife is too delicate 2 13 a bloody case caused by a lollipop 2 14 I always feel that my sister-in-law is wrong! 2 15 The biggest scam in TV series 2 16 The stupidest robber in history, you are kidding me. 2 17 The hardest thing in the world 2 18 "The best god in the world" is nothing. 2 19 I saw a real pupil in the internet bar! My wife has something to say. Don't move the knife. Son, before becoming a monk, my father asked you one last word. Why do people hurt each other? Is that why you play with my wife? My deskmate's sister keeps giving me strange things. A man who makes a fortune by selling kidneys. Sister, give me a break! Chest first or legs first. The true meaning of ML! Honey, your math is taught by the PE teacher. How should I choose a woman? 23 1 There is a strange woman's voice next door. Players are more terrible than primary school students! My mother-in-law is so thoughtful. You are afraid of the latest rape posture! 235 online games are ruined, and three generations are poor! Mastering this, pushing the goddess is not a dream! My cruel predecessor hired someone to do that to me. This is what happens when you touch your sister-in-law. It is said that Lori has three virtues, and her figure is charming and her waist is soft and easy to push down! 240 wonderful men pool fart, frighten urinary tract people 24 1 ruins childhood edition

The wife of "Flying in the Wild Goose" 242 is actually the winner of the kissing contest 243, Ni Mei. What did you do in the toilet! Actually, I refused to take pictures at first. I found a bloody case caused by tattoo in my daughter's schoolbag. Teacher, come and sleep together. 10 the reason why the goddess loves me. 249 terrible money-making cheats! Please enter 250 classrooms full of idiots. 25 1 That's terrible. Please don't charge your mobile phone! .252 words! Doing such a thing at such a young age? My wife knelt down and begged me. Successful men even fart hot. Try hard. My father is not weaned yet! Compared with me, you have lost 257 pounds in order to keep your wife's correct posture. Teacher Li Yang became a monk. I can't stop when I see the pleasure of crying! Yo-woo! ! ! ! 260 is eight dollars. Would you like to have a try? 26 1 the poor son was beaten by a group, and the heartless mother pretended to be a passerby. My wife ran away with someone. That person is a girl from ... Dongguan 263. Do you dare? Keeping chrysanthemums is a man's dignity. 265 big wet breasts, we can do shameful things together. Don't be afraid of being beaten, one second will teach you to find your male dignity. I just want to be a beautiful woman who shits quietly. Pupils can't meet puppy love! It's hard to avoid habits for the first time. Big brother teaches you! 270 road idiots must have! One second teaches you the direction. 27 1 It's too windy in adults' quilts! Jay Chou's new song destroys the harmony between husband and wife! 273 human tragedy! After finishing the big health care, go directly to the hospital for 274 cuts and just move your fingers! 275 is terrible! There is such desperate revenge in the world.