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"Sha Seng's Diary" Xiudou the year before last (1) March 3 In fact, my senior brother and my second senior brother have already broken the precept of eating meat. We often go to Huazhai together with the master on our backs. On the way, we caught a rabbit, pheasant or something and roasted it immediately to satisfy our craving! Then make some vegetarian food and take it back to the master. It's really pitiful to think that the master doesn't have to eat meat. So, the three of us decided to break up the rabbit meat and mix it with the rice today, so that the chef could have something good too. When we came back with rice mixed with meat, we couldn't find the chef. This made everyone anxious! Finally, the master was found in a small cave. He was shocked when he saw us and hurriedly wiped his mouth again and again. There were still unwiped chicken feathers at the corners of his mouth. oh! It turned out that he was hiding in a cave and roasting chicken wings to eat! "Since you all have seen it, I won't hide it from you. I'm too greedy, but I'm afraid you'll laugh at me, so I'll wait for you to go out and get some rabbits, pheasants, etc. to eat." He said with a smile on his face. flushed. "Master, what you are doing is very inappropriate! Let's go, I'm going to treat you to seafood tonight!" the second senior brother shouted. On March 12, we were walking, and the senior brother suddenly shouted in front: "No, there are monsters, everyone, please hide!" I saw the master happily running up with his head stretched out, "Where are there monsters? Hurry up! Let me see, what does it look like? "Hey! This idiot is so interested in goblins. The senior brother jumped into the grass first and caught the monster in a short time. The master stretched his neck impatiently and asked: "Where is the monster? Let me see quickly." The senior brother stretched out his hand, oh, it turned out to be a cricket spirit! There are four words engraved on the cricket spirit's back: Never die. But it's really dead. The master looked at the cricket spirit with a strange expression. After being in a daze for a long time, he suddenly sang: "The little cricket can sing, and its two whiskers stand up..." "Holy crap! Master, are you okay?" asked the senior brother. "I'm fine," the master said. "I didn't expect such a small cricket to eat me?!" "It doesn't want to eat you. I asked it," the senior brother said, "it said it just wanted to eat you." I'm sorry! Master, please don't sing all the time, okay?" "Huh? This cricket spirit looks familiar, as if I've seen it before." The second senior brother hurriedly said: "Yes! Isn't it the Kaioshin in "Dragon Ball"!" The master said: "Look, its pair of whiskers are so unique! Goku, can you pull them off? Put it on my forehead?" "Okay! You asked me to do this, don't regret it." After that, the elder brother put the two beards of Cricket Spirit on the master's bald forehead. The master looked in the mirror and stroked his beard, grinning because of his beauty. Oh, My God!