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The boss of a company got drunk at night, met the traffic police to check the car, abandoned the car and ran away, but the traffic police didn't catch up. The boss called his wife while running and told her to call the police immediately and say that the car at home had been stolen. The next day, the boss took the banner to the traffic police team to get the car, held the hand of the traffic police comrade, and praised the police for solving the case quickly! Traffic police: This is what we should do. The child who stole your car last night ran too fast. We thought it was drunk driving, but we didn't expect it to be stolen.

The boss is drunk again. I found that I was checking the car not far ahead, thinking that I couldn't do the same thing again, so I got off the bus and locked the door, sitting on the side of the road and smoking. The police arrived: Have you been drinking? Boss: Yes! Policeman: Drunk driving? Boss: it's not me, it's the driver; The policeman went for a ride, but he couldn't see the driver: where is he? The boss shook his head: this bastard ran away. Seeing the policeman's surprise, the boss went on to say that he was angry when he saw you checking the car: the policeman took his wife and children out of the house in the middle of the night and came out to make trouble again. As soon as I listened, I scolded him, but he refused. I slapped him when I was drunk. I didn't expect this bastard to throw away the car. You said it was irritating! The policeman was very excited: this boy should fight, thank you for understanding! It's okay, man. You get in the car and I'll take you home.

The boss sat in the co-pilot, watching the traffic police silently realize: no innovation these days, only a dead end!