I can tell jokes, 100, grade five.

1: A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "

2. Xiaoming came home from the exam, and his mother asked him, "How did you do in the exam?" Xiao Ming said, "Only one question is wrong! ! "Mom asked," What's the problem? Xiao Ming said, "How much is 3 times 7?" Mother asked, "How much are you?" Xiao Ming said, "I waited for 20.9 regardless of the willy-nilly! "

3: North Korea: Big Brother, I'm going to do a nuclear test. China: OK, when? North Korea: 10. English: 10? 10 What? 10 day or 10 hour? North Korea: 9, 8, 7, 6. . . China: Fuck you!