Couples are suitable for telling jokes or touching stories.

In the impression of 1, the monitor in primary school was extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! ! ! ..... When I was a sophomore, the whole class was silent. We asked a buddy how Manchester United was. He said excitedly, "Manchester United lost and Beckham took two yellow plates!" " Don't engage in porcelain making without a golden hoop. When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and talked about a new type of material, saying, "The sexual function of this material is incomparable with that of the old material ... Oh, no, the performance and function ..." When I first entered the military training in college, the company commander didn't know where the accent was and shouted the password-"Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!" When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes! When I was a sophomore, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just transferred from Nanchang to Beijing. He has a strong accent. His son is attached to the Department of Architecture of Tsinghua, which is also the purpose of his coming to Beijing. He is very proud of his son and always tells us about his son. Every time he says, "My mother (son) is a frog (Tsinghua) university toad (architecture) department." ...

If moths jump on frogs and toads, won't they become snacks? ...