Find a big joke about the super invincible universe.

Mainlander: Are you from Hunan? & lt/SPAN>。

Hunan people: Right.

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Mainlander: Wow … It's so far …

Hunan people: (in silence ...) mainlander: "Is Hunan liberated?"

Hunan people: "No, we all carry guns in class."

Mainlander: "You used to speak Chinese ~!"

Hunan people: "Well, I learned it on the train when I first came." Mainlander: Do you live in a cave?

Hunan people: No, we live in the deep mountains.

Mainlander: "Is Hunan in Hengyang?"

Hunan people: "Well, Hunan is the county meeting of Hengyang."

Mainlander: "Where are your many braids?"

Hunan people: "I have to cut it off to go to college!" " "

Mainlander: "Do you still eat raw meat?"

Hunan people: "Our boss invented fire with wood, and we ate barbecue." Mainlander: "Are you from Hunan?"

Hunan people: "Yes."

Mainlander: "Then how do you come to school?"

Hunan people: "ride a donkey to Beijing and fly."

Mainlander: "It must have taken a long time to arrive, right?"

Hunan people: "I'm used to it, just leave half a year in advance!" " Mainlanders

Hunan people: "In Hunan, riding a horse is something the poor do. We have tested that they all ride camels and donkeys. There is no college entrance examination in Hunan, and the exams are all archery competitions. Put a sign one kilometer away that says "Tsinghua" and next to it is "Peking University", and then a person will have three chances. My first shot in Tsinghua and my second shot in Peking University failed. I shot the last brand "Fudan".

Mainlander: "Oh, well, you are very talented. . . "

Hunan people: Hehe, actually I'm not that good. I took a random Fudan exam. "Mainlander:" Are you monogamous when you ethnic minorities get married? "

Hunan people: "No, every man can marry 10 wives."

Mainlander: "Impossible ~ ~ ~ How many wives do you have now?"

Hunan people: "I have 12 wives now, and I will marry three after graduation." Mainlander: Scared to death! 12 is not enough? Why marry three more? Didn't you say that every man can only marry 10? "

Hunan people: "10 is not much. I can marry as many as I want, because my father is the village head! " "

Mainlander: "Did you use Tomb-Sweeping Day to burn incense in the tomb of the martyrs?"

Hunan people: "We don't have a martyr's tomb here. I only go to burn incense to worship my ancestors. "

Mainlander: "So you also burn paper money and set off firecrackers when you worship your ancestors, right?"

Hunan people: "no, we all burn dollars and don't set off firecrackers." We all threw grenades down the hill! " "Outsider:" Is there a telephone in Hunan? "

Hunan people: "There is no telephone in Hunan. We all use mobile phones. "