collection of jokes

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate array together.

The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am your phoenix!

Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son?

Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler. & amp# 173;

Joke 2

One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually likes to wrangle next to me, wrangled again: "How tall is Yao Ming? There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him. "

"who?" We asked in unison.

"Leshan Giant Buddha", she said proudly. ? & amp# 173;

Everyone fainted, and two people with glasses even fell down. ...

A GG was unconvinced: "No more than 70 meters ..."

But it was interrupted by this Sichuan MM: "Is it only more than 70 meters?"

Another man said confidently, "It's 7 1 meter."

"So, you people don't even know some basic common sense." This MM plausibly said, "People are sitting at 7 1 m, how can you stand up?"

Everyone fell to the ground. ...

"You let him stand up!" This GG is still unconvinced

"Well, people have been sitting on the river for more than 1000 years, and they have been arthritis for a long time. Try it for a few years if you have the ability! " ? They are completely speechless ...&; # 173;

Joke 3

A teacher's homework for his students is to make sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". ? & amp# 173;

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move."

Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " “& amp# 173;