Funny little joke

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Recently, the weather will change and start to get cold. You must take care of yourself. Never freeze. As the saying goes,' people freeze their legs'. Frozen pig mouth. I have put on my pants. You should buy a mask as soon as possible.

Are you the sesame seed cake made by Wu Dalang, the brother of the tiger hero Song Wu in Water Margin?

Seven dormitory buildings have been built in the university. I don't know which school leader came up with the bad idea and named it after the seven colors of the rainbow. So in the days to come, I often hear such a voice on campus radio: Ah! Attention, girls in brothels!

If someone bullies you, just tell me that I will definitely beat his neck, his internal organs, his IQ, his life, his head, his face, his nose, his voice, his front teeth and his hands.

Yesterday, I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said, Let the world be peaceful. He said it was too difficult. Change it! I took out your photo and said to make this person beautiful. God thought for a moment and said, "Let's talk about world peace!" " "