A joke of about 30 words should be super funny.

1. The first time I went to the bank to get a card, the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

3. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

4. Why do you have vegetables on your teeth? B: Shh, keep your voice down, or those netizens will steal food again.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright.

6. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I am really afraid that such a push will really push it away.

7. One day, the matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so it began to scratch and burned itself to death.