Laughing until the salted fish fell, Cantonese joke.

1. Burn Sister D (estimated singer's name)

Xiao Zhengnan (burning leftover man)

2. Fifty cents of paper is called a chicken (estimation of mathematical terms)

absolute value

3. What animals do underworld figures like best?

Gangsters certainly like zebras.

4. What are the surnames of most fat people in Hong Kong?

Fat people in Hong Kong are often called "fat people" because people in the street are called "fat people".

In a cooking class run by a housewife, Mrs. Huang taught lotus flowers to be full, and Mrs. Li taught sesame buns. Who teaches barbecued pork buns?

Of course, it is "Cheng Xunmo teaches barbecued pork buns".

6: The black cat and the white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat knocked down the car. What's the first thing a white cat said to a black cat?

: meow ~

7: Do plants know how to skate?

Flower (figure skating)

8: There is a piece of ham sausage, which falls on the left side to the same extent. What's the solution?

Because he is unfamiliar.

9: Have you finished Secondary Five?

Read books in the afternoon

10: Why not tell jokes on the boat?

Because a sea will laugh and cause a tsunami {laugh}

1 1: Will wild insects lose weight?

Ants (anteaters are "thin")

12: Zhurourong sells pork and spinach lotus sells spinach; Wei Lan sells baa?

My Love, My Destiny (a song by Wei Lan)

13: Will sharks change if they eat left red beans?

Red bean paste (shark)

14: What does lemon fear most?

Citrus (citrus lemon)

15: Xiaoming did his summer homework and died the next day. What's the solution?

You can't live because of your homework.

1 6:/kloc-0 per chicken,/kloc-0 per goose,/kloc-0 per duck. Isn't it just three soft drinks shared equally?

Elegance (geese have many branches)

17: Xiaoming crossed the road with a green light and was finally killed by a car?

Obviously, the green light suddenly turned into a red light ...-the name of a song.

18: The first theme song of Meteor Garden is Meteor Shower. What is the first theme song of Tao Tao Garden?

Michael Tao

19: Do animals know table tennis?

Eagle (English "Eagle Knowledge" billiards)

20. A match suffered a head injury. What became after it was bandaged in the hospital?

Turned into a cotton swab.

2 1. Bunny refused the love of Brother Zebra. Why?

Because the mother rabbit said, "People with tattoos are definitely not good people."

22. What is the smallest animal in the world?

Sheep ~ ~ (baa baa)

Classic joke:

filial son/daughter

Son: "What will you do if I get the first place in my class?" Father: "Then I am really happy!" " "Son:" Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die! ""(General)

Son: Mom, give me 100 yuan.

Mom: Hmm.

Son: You give me 100 yuan, and I'll tell you something. Today, my father told the maid about the wild things.

Hearing this, the mother quickly took out a hundred dollars.

Son: Dad said, don't forget to iron the shirt. (Guangdong)